6 Of The Best Impressionists On Britain’s Got Talent & America’s Got Talent

6 Of The Best Impressionists On Britain’s Got Talent & America’s Got Talent


What do you do? I’m a comedian ,impressionist (In the Voice of Louis Walsh) You look like a pop star, you sound like a pop star We’re putting you through! [LAUGHTER] Hey y’all, it’s Miley Cyrus, what’s up? [LAUGHTER] [TV burp theme tune] [LAUGHTER] (In the voice of Harry Hill) Hello! Yes, and welcome to TV Burp. [LAUGHTER] So, good news… Britain’s Got Talent is back… yes! And fronted by Ant and Dec! Do you know what, I can’t decide who’s my favourite… There’s only one way to sort it out! FIGHT!
[Audience: FIGHT!] [Laughing, Cheering and Applause] (Man’s normal voice) I love cartoons, do you like cartoons? [Audience: YES!] Right, I’ve not got a lot of time left, so here’s a few of my favourite, here we go… [Shaggy impression]
Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? [Scooby Doo impression]
RUH RAGGY I DUNNO HEHEHEHE [Scooby Doo impression]
Scooby Dooby Doo! [Olive Oyl impression]
Oh, Popeye, Popeye! [Popeye impression]
Ok Olive, egegegegegege I’m strong to the finish, cause I eat my spinach, I’m Popeye the sailor man. *toot toot* [Elmer Fudd impression]
Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m gonna catch a Wabbit! [Bugs Bunny impression]
Ehh, what’s up doc? [Dastardly impression]
Okay Muttley, you snivelling hound, catch that pigeon now! [Mutley impression]
[AMAR CHANNELS] Ohh dear, we gotta catch the pigeon [changes voice] we gotta catch the pigeons [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] [Marge Simpson impresion]
Oh Homie, Homie, Homie. You know I love you! [Homer Simpson Impression]
Wait a minute, but Marge! Marge! Doh! Why you little… *Bart Simpson Impression* *Krusty The Clown impression* Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hi kids, it’s Krusty the Clown! Ha ha ha ha… *Apu impression* Thank you , come again! *Daffy Duck style stutter* …And that’s all folks! Yeah!
[Cheering and Applause] This is Barbara Walters, and today on my show, I have award-winning actress: Natalie Portman. Natalie, I hear you’re having a baby. *laughing* I am Barbara. *laughing and cheering* We’re thinking of naming the baby Oscar, but that’s… that- that’s silly, because that’s my cat’s name.. so… *laughter and clapping* Hey y’all it’s Miley Cyrus, what’s up? *cheering* What, Dad? No, I’m not gonna clean my room right now Want me to clean out your bank account? *chuckling* *cheering* *laughing* Ok, Kathy Griffin here, yeah, okay, so here is the deal *laughing and cheering* Okay, so a celebrity I really hate right now is Christina Aguilera, ya because she totally messed up the star spangled banner, am I right? Cheering *singing* Oh say, can you see~ Oh yeah! At the twilight’s last gleaming *laughing and clapping* *applause, standing ovation* *Big Brother theme tune plays* *Impression of the Big Brother Voiceover*
Day 25, 8:48am. And the new celebrity housemates have arrived. By Big Brother Car *Alan Carr impression*
Ah!.. did somebody mention car? Oh yeah. Oh, hello simon, or can I call you daddy? *Laughing* *Applause and Cheering* 8:49AM The house mates are having donuts for breakfast *Homer Simpson impression*
Hey, did somebody mention donuts? Donuts, mmm. Is there anything they can’t do? mmm, Marge! *Marge Simpson impression*
Ooooh, Homer, what are you talking about? *laughing and cheering* You talking about donuts again Homie? Homie! Homie! *Big Brother voiceover impression*
We’ll be back after the break. *’Underdog’ impression*
I’ve had an accident. *laughing and cheering* And I think I’m entitled to some compensation. *laughing , cheering and applause* *Big Brother voiceover impression*
9:49am, time to find out if he’s got the X-Factor. *Louis Walsh impression*
You look like a pop star, You sound like a pop star, I’m putting you through. *laughing, cheering and applause* But Gary, Gary, Sharon, Sharon, Gary, Sharon, Nicole, Gary, Sharon. We need to find out the thoughts of one final judge. Simon! *Audience gasp* *laughing* *applause* *audience whistling* Dec: Amazing! Amazing!
Ant: Pretty good! *audience laughter* *Simon Cowell impression*
Okay, let me stop you there. *Simon and Amanda laughing*
*audience cheer* Thank you! Tonight, on Dancing with the stars, we actually have stars! Like Nicholas Cage. *An impression of Nicolas Cage* Hi! I’m Nick, I’ll be your dancing partnerrrrrr tonight [Judge laughing] Please don’t step on my toes, Come on! We also have Jack Black dude, dude love to dance, love to dance. don’t need a dance partner, dancing with myself. Thats right ska-doosh missy, ska-doosh thank you we’ll also have Charlie Sheen, Charlie Sheen will be there. errr ye, errr ye, I’ve gotta tell ya last time I went dancing it was down Mexico on a table with Gary Busey and a couple of hookers Ey look ‘ere look ‘ere kid that was not me alright that was Nick Nolte alright… what. what. and Bruce Willis will be there too *laughter* Ye come on out to the coast we’ll have a few laughs. Do a little dance Thats really good. Make a little love get down tonight. Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn will dance together Yeah you know, this is really cool being here with ya man. I mean you’re my dog, you’re a great dog, you are, you’re my compadre my amigo ah yeah ya know I see what your doing there kid and I gotta tell ya its creeping me out okay and it’s not a good creep *incoherent* It’s a bad group you know. Hehehehe You wanna dance, lets dance. Here we go [standing ovation] Oh hello and welcome to Wanda’s World you know everyones been talking about the cosmos lately … mostly white folks so I thought it’d be a good idea to get a bunch of my friends in a rocketship go up to outer space here’s Rosy O’Donnell freaking out just as we pass the moon abort mission I repeat abort mission I have too much to live for I don’t wanna die before I learn how to sing like Mel B and walk like Heidi Klum in high heels *laughs in face* WHOOPIE HELP ME WHAT I kinda like it oh my god I think it’s nice floatin’ round, no gravity… let me tell you I’ve had longer days on “The View” than I’ve had on this trip *all clap* That’s great Okay everybody just simmer down, you know what we gonna give Joan Rivers the last word Let me tell you something, a hundred and seventy miles an hour oh my jeez open the window I can get a natural face lift for once don’t tell Melissa *smile and clap* Thank you so much, tune back in next week we gonna be broadcasting from Uranus *all rise* OH MY GOD OH MY GOD *turns and smiles* *laughs* I’m like so nervous and so excited It’s like being on the X Factor all over again *laughs and looks at camera* I just LOVE being a celebrity When my agent said I was doing an advert for Iceland, I rushed out to get a woolly hat, a woolly coat and a passport. *crowd roars* *chuckles* Hello Honeys 100% definitely, you’ll come to Amy Child’s salon …in Essex! I LOVE ESSEX I work in Essex I live in Essex It’s all about Essex! *alesha cackles* AND I can spell Essex I think Oh shut up *crowd roars (again)* *still cackling* *gasps for air to breathe* Oh well, there’s only one Pricey *winks* *laughing and cheering* As you all know my private life, you’ll know I’ve just got married… *still cackling* …again. *laughing and cheering* I organised it all, the church, the honeymoon and the divorce lawyer *laugh* Hi, I’m Holly Wiloughby *laughsl* IN YOUR FACE HOLLY WILOUGHBY And I present everything on ITV *laugh* And surprise surprise because tonight Simon Cowell, I reunite you with the gorgeous Cheryl Cole Hey-a~ *laugh* I’m totally, otally excited to be here OH my god! *Audience claps* Even to see you simon … me frenemy laugh THANK YOU amazing! *standing ovation* When I enter a crowded room, the girls just disappeared laugh One day When the boring comes It will be aaah

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