Another Ex-Fling + Turf War With Street Performers

Another Ex-Fling + Turf War With Street Performers



hello and welcome to podcast but outside episode 10 Wow episode 10 barely legal but not legal yeah I guess you're right but still pretty exciting nonetheless and it's a really great episode a lot of crazy cool unprintable stuff happens it's very exciting well liked a lot of it well I wouldn't say unpredictable and I'd say like is an ambiguous term well there's a part of the episode that Cole did not love and you can get into that as you watch it this was our most expensive episode to date yeah we spent a lot of money on a lot of various things you will see throughout the episode how much money is spent he spent so much so in fact that we decided that we need a patreon we have no more money to spend on gas we're putting a lot of energy and time and money into this show so we're asking for a little bit back from you guys the fans we have a patreon it'll be linked somewhere in this go check it out more on that later yeah we're releasing extra stuff there and what's the music for today's episode Cole let's do the lily and Tad own one oh that French girl it was a guy he actually commented when you called him a girl and one of my other episodes and he's maybe actually a guy me being called the girl as a compliment and maybe you're just not as well cuz I am so check out the episode it's really fun and thanks for watching and that's about it for me and that's it from Andrew goodbye okay hello and welcome wait it wasn't ready okay hello and welcome that's too loud tone it down hello and welcome to outside my name is Andrew Michonne my name is Paul Harvey you can walk by it's part of it this is a podcast that Cole and I record outside the point of this podcast if you've never listened or watched before is for Cole and I to be out here on the sidewalk and to talk to strangers for that service we pay them each one dollar yes that is very good Andrew we're the only ethical podcast or the only podcast that pays and yeah how you doing today Cole I'm doing great actually as well I had a good birthday you and I were camping it was fun it's fun we bonded over the fire we bonded in the in your van we're in downtown Los Angeles we're on the corner of I don't know how Broadway down to I don't know we've been here before or near Grand Central Market or between third and fourth on some Street and as lots of people walking by and it's fun and nice downtown is where you get some of the best people speaking of people walking by on the last episode Cole's ex-girlfriend or a girl he dated walked by the podcast it's true and it was a fun moment and it was romantic and it was cool and I I thought it was nice and then you've been talking about it a lot yep because after the episode all the comments on Instagram and in YouTube and mostly Instagram were oh I love jasmine and oh I love jasmine and Cole and Cole so cute and jasmine and Cole are so cute together and it felt like a real celebration of your guys's love or you were you happy about it I was a little happy and then it just felt like it was so much of that and not as much emphasis on me and how I'm good but so be it I mean I think it was just kind of a moment it was just kind of a moment that was mine I don't think it will hey you guys want to talk to us no worries you date coal – seems like everyone has cheese man you can walk by yeah I just felt like I appreciated it in the moment I did think it was cool but then it just felt like I don't know very much a coal show whatever that was you carried it well I mean I thought yeah you were very much part of that episode as well no I liked it I'm happy for you and I hope you guys are happy ever after and you get to date for the rest of your life well I don't know about that our camera woman is being a little bit assaulted not as something but intimidated by a guy who's excuse me sir we're trying to film you want to talk to us for a minute we can't let her talk she's she's a stranger who's filming you just a random person who's filming we need security or something for this show this is she says you can't talk you can film him hey what's up you wanna talk to us hey kid you want talk to us this is that downtown situation he seems like a nice guy just yelling a little much but we'll see I just hope he doesn't intimidate ya forgot your bag anyway so hi everyone yeah so we're trying to talk to strangers and my name is Andrew my name is Cole that's great for us uh yeah so we'll just see what happens we'll just keep hanging out here and oh this guy's got a cool interesting beard hey so I talked to us now okay okay okay okay yeah I won't talk to us I want to talk to us no worries you'll get it all yeah oh yeah yeah no no don't leave her alone just talk to don't touch her don't touch yeah just come have a quick seat yeah come on right here well let's start the the minute countdown that we do for all of our guests where they only have a minute to talk to us okay yeah that's the thing we do every time hey man hey yeah grab this or just talk to people for one minute we do a one-minute timer and we'll give you a dollar how's your day going please say a no vote for Donald Trump go Dodgers go California it's all good yeah yeah man you two have a nice day man I'm Andrew cause it's cold you looking like a schmuck mr. fist-pump king of los angeles here my name is Kay Mac you know what thank the world god is good all seasons all weather yeah a chop off site yeah yeah I'll pay you a dollar man thanks for talking back yeah man yeah thank you so much yeah there you go man go talk you shouldn't have a good day man children walking by cool man the fist bump can los angeles this makes us less approachable attention you want to talk to us Dodgers why don't you want to talk to us right now reason is there a reason you don't want to speak to us right now hey man good talking to you thank you so much have a great day oh yeah hi man well hey thanks for talking to us today yeah take care yeah double-header yeah like it laughs yeah you were just on it you were just on a radio show we are not on a radio show we just put it out ourselves yeah well we just we had you on and you know if you got anything to plug I mean that's about all we can offer you know yeah yeah may hey you were on here you know people will see like plugging the Dodgers a lot a good team Dodgers plug all right we're doing well things have Californication stopping by have a great day yeah man for sure dude for sure he looks like too much like homeboy who created Facebook that's true does it look does look too much like Mark Zuckerberg Facebook won't let him get an account because they think it's mark trying to get an account I guess that doesn't make sense anyway cool thanks man have a good day mama knows best mom it does know best how do we deal with this do we offer more money for him to leave no I don't think that'll help okay Oh looks like he's approaching the cameraman again it's booking a lesser rate hey you guys wanna talk to us all right this is what I'm talking about is what I'm talking about yeah here is what it's all about right here I have a chair over got an extra chair do you yeah yeah I'm gonna split you guys up oh you want to sit next to me check check oh cool there you go all right there you go and here you go you can put this on you'll be able to hear better uh-huh what are you guys's names here oh he left thank God I'm Caleb Caleb okay I'm Maya okay hi how you guys doing how's big on what are you up to just walking around downtown yeah just checking out LA I haven't been around this area you're visiting huh yes he did like angels angels flight angels flight and then we did International House of musics just checking it out quick question – have you ever dated coal in the past or anything not that I'm aware of it okay it just seems to be a recurring theme where we've had guests on the show who abuse a date oh you did yeah yeah I think I think I was there for that if you could not you're just kind of fueling his rage it seems no no it's all good so you guys are visiting town in your young couple huh young and in love yeah she doesn't like that very hesitant to put that label on it how long you guys been dating what are you taking a trip together oh we're from Orange County oh yeah Congrats that's cool what's going on so tell me about your guys how'd you guys get together actually we met like four years ago yeah dad at a freshman year summer summer camp yeah in college or high school in high school are you guys in college now graduating oh I graduate this week or so what kind of summer camp it was a biologist by yeah with our church cool wow that's exciting and and you just stopped going to church yeah just recently I used to go to church and I stopped okay you can walk by cool what made you guys want to sit and talk to us I think you're cool have you heard of our thing we also want a dollar yeah well you're about to angels angels light a dollar yeah wait what is Angels late I'm not sure with it it's like the little trolley thing that light goes up okay there's a guy with sort of speaker up he's about to fuck should I offer him money to not do that like $20 be like hey can you wait 45 minutes anyway we'll figure that out later so so alright so young and in love huh yeah so you guys are about to graduate high school you two started dating towards the end of high school what do you guys both doing next year I'm going to Minnesota for school and what are you gonna do I'm going to like a music and media arts college called so okay yeah that's kind of sad you guys have one last summer together instance oh you gotta try and do long-distance oh yeah we're gonna try yeah three weeks in and you're already talking about long-distance yeah I love that we've known each other for a while though so you were afraid you were friends for a while how long into the friendship before you were like oh I I want to date you I want to date you in your body and face see I liked her first no okay I heard this from one of our mutual friends yeah she thought that I was full of myself yeah and then that friend was like four years ago she's like you guys are gonna end up dating watch whoa and then she was like no absolutely not about because I thought he was into himself and then what changed you found hating himself and I was like oh are you putting on a mask a little bit of a mask of confidence yeah I guess I get it freshmen being freshmen yeah sure sure yeah well what made you guys make the switch to being dating like what was the catalyst oh no it's just kind of like it just kind of happened I guess we okay so we stopped talking for a while because I thought wow like fully stops talking you know like we followed each other on Instagram and stuff but we we pretty much just we weren't really in communication or anything I don't love that this guy is doing this let me film what's going on over here so we kind of get a double slice it in there it's just like Mozart just like I would love to pay him $20 not to do that yeah it might ruin our whole thing I mean there's children though I mean it's definitely funny there's children I don't know how we oh god what do you guys suggest we do here this is going on in the background of the whole episode it seems distracted you're gonna go pay him – yeah let's go miss let's film this interaction where Andrew goes to pay this man and his family to stop performing here for money quality content that's appropriate half an hour to say free can we get half an hour of not doing this for $20 I mean sure do you guys oh they're all singing now he got he's got a tambourine I like what they don't want to see where this is going I feel like it might disrupt camerawoman what do you suggest what do you guys think we should do here should I do it Cole I say this is gonna be so loud I mean I think I can still hear myself but it is quite distracting how does it sound for you camerawoman is it pretty loud yeah oh she can't she can still hear us oh it's my friend Jacob Jesus Christ is a good friend of mine this is like one of my closest friends oh my god we got winter right here Wow got the whole crew this is Jacob skids oh my god this is crazy how are you guys let's go ahead we are recording our podcast yeah are you gonna flip out good you say you're gonna dip out alright hey see you guys yeah we got guess we got young and in love right here yeah all right see you guys nice to see you how's the PlayStation working out how's the PlayStation working out I gave her my PlayStation 3 as Jacob said nice and I gave her my playstation 3 so what do you think about this family here I gave it to her for free by the way I just she was going to college and she came to my house and I had this whole thing that I wasn't using and I gave it to for free cuz I'm a nice guy what do you think Austin I mean they have all of their equipment out but $20 for half an hour of silence just the whole podcast isn't like that I guess so okay I'm gonna try okay and who knows maybe this is the episode where it's only 30 minutes long okay Andrews going over there he's asking them he says he's got it we've got a show to do they seem pretty disgruntled about it okay he's gonna take the 20 and they're going to move down the block oh I guess they do a show here every week I guess we're on there turn around very yes well we just shut down a family of street performers temporarily you do this weekly okay okay I paid $20 I think it was not worth it I don't know yeah I mean I think I think that maybe it's more that they would have made in the 20 minutes yeah I think so I think so half an hour um okay so yeah thank you guys oh yeah you guys got flipped off but that's okay no no I don't think so the kid but okay the kid flipped you up well maybe was just a thumbs-up I didn't catch it on camera yeah I think it was just like this I don't know what that means well you know what you guys we hope you guys you know can continue to be in love and that's cool you guys are doing long-distance three weeks in I'm rooting for you both thank you thanks a lot you guys they really appreciate it yeah sorry to interrupt your scene he says they're here every week and he felt like I was on his turf a little bit but 20 bucks of 20 bucks at the end of the day yeah all right well well I'm gonna give you guys each a dollar he has the dollars he has it all he has the dollars I'm sorry we got a bit distracted there I'll see y'all guys soon have a great day thanks for popping thank you been some time with us yeah we appreciate it all right bye-bye take care yeah goodbye all right so this is certainly uncomfortable bye thank you so much yeah yeah hey check check an entire family dislikes us definitely and interesting yeah we're getting very dirty scouts from the family trying to further children I just felt I don't even know if it really would have been as distracting but I just kind of felt like it was and all my stuff fell out yeah Andrew just dropped his wallet and every card and his license and cash and his triple-a card and it looks this look it looks like a love letter from what does this say this just looks like a greasy note okay well are you good are you collected are you do you feel okay I feel like it's been very very stressful it's okay we're here we're here we're here we're here well oh my god this is crazy hold on a second this can you get this actually cameraman yeah hi Dan you know her too yeah hey how's it going Danielle this is Cole hi Danny I do want to put these on Danielle this is so crazy so this is why how do you know everyone well I knew Jacob and then Danielle and I actually used to use to date no yeah really yeah do you want to speak any of this wow this is so funny it's so good to see you you look great oh thank you so much speak a little more to the microphone you're all dressed up this is cute Wow what time is it isn't it like 2 p.m. yeah but well you know traffic in LA oh yeah getting here early well I wanted to get you know cocktail and so you guys dated yeah a year to a guy I thought I knew all the girls that you dated well Danielle and I dated just for like a month or something yeah yeah it was pretty breeze yeah but it was good it was good I like that yeah I mean I loved it you didn't want to commit and right wait you didn't want oh yeah I just felt I well no I just at the time I are you where you are you hurt by this absolutely oh really I'm sorry I don't know you you really hurt me and I've been pretty sad well no I just felt like you know it was just yeah at the time it was you know fun hanging out and you're you're really cool we got along really well but I just felt like wait so you dated for a month what month no we did yeah we did for like a month when – when when was this it was like a lasts like October yeah yeah it was in the fall was last October now a lot of time is laughs it's not you know we broke up in like August yeah we broke up and that's max open a break of an August how did you guys meet how did you two meet it's a pretty crazy story about you can tell that girl a wedding yeah okay my wedding actually yep mm-hmm yeah I was I was up at the altar and the priest you know it doesn't normal thing does anybody object yeah I looked out in the crowd and I was like I do why would I want to marry this jerk doctor who's wait hold on yeah she's marry good no man at your wedding yep you heard the bride yep and he said yeah and and yeah and she just did I was just there with a friend yeah I mean I looked into the crowd and there was just a sweet baby angel that's me staring at me uh-huh what is amazing.i interesting yeah yeah yeah but outside so I can't look you're here yeah I know it's so crazy yeah so yeah at the wedding we she she objected and then we went bowling yeah I don't what this just I I know it sounds crazy but it's just that sometimes can I ask what you have in your hand or what you oh my god well you know you came what does those papers can I see it wait what is this nothing don't worry wait can I see that give me the what do you get out of here this is getting aggressive guys out of here I don't know what you're looking at hole it's it's just like a piece of paper thank you it doesn't matter just a sting notice it doesn't matter what that is colle if it's not part of it Roy's an actor she's an actor she says roll pot ex-fling description looking for the hottest girl in town to pretend to be someone I dated and then rejected supermodel type think Heidi Klum but hotter and more down-to-earth the kind of special lady that would make any friend or co-host insanely jealous look here's what happened here's what happened I put up this casting notice and to try to make you jealous because of you know Jasmine came on the last episode and then my actual ex-girlfriend responded to the casting and then she and I was like no we actually dated it was someone actually date yeah it just it was like yep a freak thing like so you saw the post do you guys know each other can I just talk to my ex for like one second can you like plug your ears or something cool I'm not gonna plug my ear okay I'll just unplug your thing well no yeah just for a second I just just like this is good but just act like you're like more like I don't know like touch my arm and stuff I mean it will be if you just act like a little more just like you I plug myself back in by the way I can hear everybody no you didn't that's not fair right now yeah you were this is an la casting notice and you guys are clearly not okay fine I hired someone okay no you can drop the act Daniel it doesn't matter yeah fine so you hired someone yeah all the comments Wow and coming from you got mad at me when I orchestrated a surprise for a fan of ours yeah and now you went ahead and kind of derailed the whole spirit of the podcast which is authenticity and for me the spirit of the podcast is us us both looking great and the last episode you completely hijacked and made yourself look awesome dateable and I look like a fucking fugly freak and the whole thing I look online with all the comments and stuff it's just coal this it is so cute and Oh Cole and jasmine is so cute and I'm over here wanting the same attention in love and so what I hired a hot girl to pretend to be my girlfriend on a podcast on my co-host we got jealous everyone's done that it's true that don't you don't have to side with him yes she does I'm paying her to do this it doesn't matter that's not part of it a price on love Daniel well it's how much are you getting paid though it doesn't matter that's not part of it a dollar compared obviously literally you can draw a this is not I'm king of $50 okay 20 of the 50 by the way went to those family 20 20 dollars went to this family that was yes all Ben music I saw dancers from afar I hoped that they were a part of okay no they were a family that we paid to stop did you or did you pay them I don't know I don't know what to believe anymore know that I think the viewers don't know what to believe either or the listeners yeah we're just talking to strangers and the my ex-girlfriend yeah yeah thanks um yeah so all right the jig is up Danielle and I didn't date and she's Danielle what was that other piece there's another piece of paper I don't know it disappeared I don't think I don't think I only had one to be honest fine take it doesn't matter fine what is this well I had her do an audition because I wanted to make sure that she would do a good job so she send in a self tape with these lines exterior Street Andrew and Cole sit at their podcasting table these are sides yeah I wrote a scene Andrew looks a little bit cuter than cold but they both look good see I have I'm on your side up walks girlfriend in older bombshell with a foreign accent look I was hoping to get a foreign person because I thought it would make me look like more cool and like mysterious but I ended up just getting someone who lives here okay one of the foreign person well these are the lines Andrew says I can read it did you want to read it together yeah I guess so okay Oh God my ex-girlfriend is walking up hi Andrew Wow so crazy to run into you here you look great oh hi Svetlana again I thought she was gonna be foreign that Lana hi Svetlana this is so unexpected I have a lot you gave me you beautiful lady I'm spent Lana Andrew and I dated a few years ago he ended things because he had his pick of any woman he wanted and I've been sad ever since very sad ever since and they do give me a line very sad ever since yeah you just thought I would respond by saying wow what a shame that someone like you had to wait on the sidelines yeah it really is sad but Andrew is so great and he could never do wrong and I forgive him oh thanks vet I forgive me the answer nickname I forgive you too and if you ever want me back just say the word I'm yours I just thought it would be like a cool little scene and she sent in a really good self tape and I just thought I blew my wife I mean she wasn't Russian but no one who responded was and I just thought this could be the good fit well it was very clearly rehearsed and staged and I didn't buy it for more than that's not for two minutes also I just got to say the reason why I paid that family $20 is because if I had this plan and I just didn't want to get really so I was like I guess all these $70 in on this whole scheme to make myself look cool so the money was for her the money that I did pay them was for her but I will event over the rest of it I promise okay I got to you I'm good for it so do you do you often reply to la casting every day every day all day really yes have you gotten some cool gigs from this that's how I pay my bills really really yeah Wow any ever anything like this this is a first yeah it'll be a surprise because a lot of people do this kind of thing it happens to a lot of people and last yeah and last I'm surprises your first there's a lot of people sometimes feel a little you know jealous and like they're not the spotlight and they kind of do stuff that's a little bet on a plan to try to take the attention on itself again I like podcasts they're fun see told you well this is kind of it kind of changes what our podcast is now a little bit no it doesn't it brought up stats game yeah I think it stripped it away of all authenticity and randomness and chance know what anything can be staged now no that's not true you can walk by Cersei I didn't plan him hate to be here he said yeah he nodded yeah no he did I swear I did all these people are you paid to be here no none of them are Cole I swear I'm look this is the only time I've ever done something like this and I did it to try to who gave me crap for doing it for not even paying someone for orchestrating a nice gesture to a fan to a listener well how do I know that you didn't pay Jasmine to walk by to make you look good wait are you oh you know him do you know him she doesn't know me told you yeah how do I know you didn't pay jasmine I know you got to get out of here soon so we'll wrap this up out she has a heart out what's the gig it's an event and dressing up in a costume and like greeting people well what kind of costume I have no idea you don't know yeah no we have random costumes and each thing is different I've done so many random things with this come see she's the cool and unique girl I do a lot of weird stuff see well what's the weirdest thing you've done I don't know I don't know you don't know I don't I don't know I can't like know a lot of weird stuff out of weird seems like you guys are getting along maybe you should date well are you single no did you I didn't know I tried to I thought about you have to be single or someone you would date sure see so it's not fake anymore is it sad the feelings that's a fake huh how long were you guys corresponding about this just a day this morning this morning I put it up yesterday I had like 25 responses like the last pick no no no no you were first no you were my first pick you're my first pick I mean there was one woman who seemed really crazy but I felt like I didn't want to make it seem like I was making fun of her and I wanted it to be like a believable like you would actually think we would have been together and this is believable we're both kind of blond and cool this guy for six and a half years and we look the same and everyone said that oh what's your boyfriend like now brown hair tall and skinny wait so you do it you're not single sounding good no so you have a boy oh did she say that she had a boyfriend oh I didn't know that I would I should have said in the ad you have to be single but it's okay shouldn't matter no any right there wasn't matter I guess so I and your boyfriend's pool with you it's just kind of it's part of this world right is he an actor too musician music whatever he gets hired to do is it always a session musician it's a short session and then he also produces so our tours does whatever how long you been in Los Angeles nine months oh sure oh go from where Chicago but I lived in Nashville before me he's in Chicago where he lived in Chicago yeah I did for five years yes probably in the same time frame I moved here in 2016 oh so yeah are you probably you can just treat this like a normal interview and forget that I did that would be cool I mean it's kind of kind of seems like what we're doing right now yeah let's just move yeah that's just good on so awesome Danielle we got to any of our new to town huh yeah how do you like living here I love it it's great cool I don't know what's real cool no this is this is a little real okay I mean Chicago is amazing but la is just it's nice it's okay yes you like the outdoors and stuff I love the outdoors I love the weather just more more things going on yeah did you in your boy-toy move here together how long have you been together over two years okay we grew up kind of together so well you were friends first yep just like our last last our last couple we were friends first seems like that's how you have to meet someone be friends first I guess sometimes yeah guess so not always but seems like it huh familiarity is like kind of so two years two years hitting that expiration soon or is it going well I don't like you know predicting the future right me are though I like to have everything be spontaneous and unplanned yes everything I do literally what this is no this that's not sure it was only planned for a short time so technically right technically when you read this casting notice it didn't it didn't bring up any red flags like what is this I mean the kind of special lady that would make any friend or co-host insanely jealous I mean I like a little danger yeah okay Daniel you can walk by it's okay it's unplanned as part of it our whole thing is very unplanned danger is a more interesting yeah I agree acting-wise which are you more interested in movies or television now I'm kind of open to either yes did you go to did you go to acting school I mean I take acting classes regularly cool but I was a model first actually so yeah cool cool but now you're trying to move into more theatrical or films yeah I mean I've been for like six years cool kind of working towards it I'm doing what I'm just doing over I get it I mean you're doing this I got it but I don't always have to be no no I had some phone conversations this morning I was kind of like like I hope this is okay that I'm doing this is kind of crazy but I'm feeling a little self-conscious show everyone loves my co-host and his new love and I just I feel like I want that feeling from the fans too and he's got more Instagram followers than me and I just feel like for whatever reason he's below yeah I mean I got lots of submissions of different videos maybe we could post them over there I always want to see other people's just like some rightful tapes yeah yeah yeah I always think that I do such like a terrible job and then I look at my own I'm like no you did great I was impressed I was impressed yeah I will say also living in Los Angeles it's like I mean I put this thing up yesterday and I got you know like 2530 potential candidates and people just like to do fun stuff and yeah yeah it was interesting yeah yeah interesting and that's also by the way Cole why I said we had to record at 2:00 p.m. today because she was only available from hey at 9:00 a.m. when you get an email well it's 251 I want to let you get out of here in time but thank you so much for sitting down to talk to us Dan you know and I guess you compare the dollar then I'll pay her the rest of it okay well there was a wonderful time yeah I love that I'm just getting paid a dollar right here here's more there's this is $20 short because of that family but I'll then mill you as soon as we're done filming I promised you I promise you how many different payments I don't even know at this point there's been multiple studies it's just I paid her half at the beginning a better half before we started and then I was gonna give her $25 on the air but then I had to give $20 to that lovely family and I should just cut $5 but then as things were done I will bend over the other stories the reason why we why you were more inclined to have them move instead of us relocate yes orchestrated it was already planning met everyone I went to go to the bathroom before we started recording yeah I went and talked to her in the parking garage okay I'm just waiting in the parking garage I literally just had pulled in yeah we were communicating it all worked out dude great well Danielle thank you so much Cole can you take a couple pictures of us really quickly yeah yeah yeah yeah just a little bit a couple of happy couple photos okay you guys look identical you're the same height – there we go that's good pretty weird but okay thank you for coming by Danielle if that's your real name it was great good job a no problem with the no Russian accent it was okay okay buh-bye so how do you feel about that betrayed I'm sorry but I thought it would be fun and I thought also people would think I was cool no it was fun but also I think it makes you seem significantly less cool oh I disagree I think it makes me look really cool alright this is the second official podcast but outside poll does this make entrance team cool yes you can write your how about that here's the option cool super cool or extra cool you guys want sit down and talk to us no they seem out of it out of it hey how's it going you guys want to talk to us no worries take care you seem out of it if they weren't out of it they would have responded to let them know I don't know no I think it makes me look cool cool well I think that's your perception of yourself which is apparently highly inaccurate look I'll just say this I could have gotten a real ex girlfriend I have plenty but I thought I don't know thank you I don't know what I thought I guess for me I thought I didn't want to exploit a real person I used to date in that way but now looking back on how it all went on hey so you want talk to us noise but now looking back on how it all went down that might have been better I mean are you close with your exes to do this definitely definitely yeah definitely I think so some of them okay no I think maybe that would have been I don't know I don't know what's up yeah there's threw me for a loop there it was fun though no it's a little fun it was fun it was cool you know Danielle was cool she's nice do you think she's interested in you I think she has a boyfriend that I tried to break them up and I don't think it worked so you should talk to us no worth you should post an LA casting notice saying looking for a girl to dump her boyfriend for me that could be interesting it could be a cool cool kind of funky thing to do yeah no I don't actually want to be with anyone I'm like being single hey you guys wanna talk to us no worries no response is good so I guess the theme for this episode is betrayal I don't see how that applies I see I think it more than applies in what way I don't see anything that was betrayed I mean I guess that guy who I just asked to do the podcast betrayed us cuz he said didn't say anything I feel like my trust you betrayed the listeners you did nothing I guess it wasn't wise of her to come carrying these well she just you know she had to have everything together I just well I gave her the lines again to kind of just think because I wanted her to maybe say some but that stuff on the podcast she didn't but I kind of gave her the script again I printed it out because I just that well just in case like you have anything to say okay well can we make a promise to each other yes can we never orchestrate a guest again yes I'm down for that okay pinkie promise okay I will never orchestrate a guest again here we go it's the whole crew oh she loves coal you a fan of his perfect these are his fans right here it doesn't matter you don't have to talk with somebody so much to talk and you can listen to this if you want it'll help you talk this is a really this is a gang of crew here this looks like vine followers wow this looks like she said I wouldn't peg you for anything other than she's smoking a joint which to me seems not okay but I approve in a way I'm cool actually I'm actually really cool my ex-girlfriend was just on the podcast she was like a model and stuff he hired a girls to pretend to be his ex-girlfriend no I wouldn't I wouldn't I wouldn't look at it that way so what are you guys doing today yeah oh you're all not from here where do you go where do you guys for visiting from Boston and I'm from Chicago he's some Chicago – is that why you know Cole okay just vine and tick tock and what about you you live here oh okay cool what are you guys in school or summer break where do you guys go to school Skidmore College Skid Row yes where's Skidmore it's an upstate New York it's like a small liberal arts school yep I went to a small liberal arts school which one Reed College Oh second choice yikes why'd you choose good more distance oh are you okay are you guys all what 19 20 21 21 we're about 21 – we do we did internet internet well my ex-girlfriend was here like we were saying it wasn't his actual ex-girlfriend he hired someone I hired someone to be my ex-girlfriend so be it everyone's done that I'm sure you guys have done something like that see ya told you everyone's done something like that very chill I love this dynamic I love this like circle I think this is awesome I think this is really cool that's so good this is awesome this is why this is why we do this so what do you you're all in college you're on summer break could you just got out of school yeah so you're like just like celebrated I'll come to Los Angeles and visit cool how do you guys like Skidmore College talk this podcast we avoid small talk whatever each your deepest regrets starting with you yeah okay okay deepest regret maybe he's not knowing what the deepest regret is I never got him to like vine or YouTube know you've done everything right probably yeah yeah yeah yeah she has yeah she has yeah are you all smoking this joint or someone's skipping out are you like on drug testing or something no okay she's just like oh does it interact with your hair because it interact with their hair dye and a weird way yeah yeah oh yeah for the listeners sometimes I forget you know these are people listen to this as well we do have one two three four five six people talking to us right now so it's kind of cool yeah I don't know what I'll try to see how long I'll sit here we're just talking to a social experiment yeah no no no no I mean we're 45 minutes and this might be a prank Andrew no I didn't hire this orchestrated – no I didn't hire this you guys don't know me right I didn't pay you or anything : this whole thing has been twisted because I pay the last guest to pretend to be my ex-girlfriend but honestly I had to do it because I'll tell you why on the previous episode a girl walked by who was Cole's ex-girlfriend and all the clubs in my ex-girlfriend we just went on a few dates but all the commenters were Oh team Cole and Jasmine I love Cole and Jasmine they're so cute together Cole is so cute Cole is so small I didn't even know what small is I had to look that up so yeah I had to look that up to feel insulted I had to look something up which is never good and so all these people talking about Cole and Cole Jasmine you're pretty tall and I just felt really self-conscious so I thought well I want a hot ex-girlfriend to come on so I hired a bottle super from la casting to pretend to be my ex-girlfriend well it's mostly a lot of people watch it on YouTube yeah yeah she had to be hot just because it fit yeah I had to impress people and honestly it would have worked if Cole wasn't so dang smart my biggest fault I guess but we can move on from the past because we're here in the future where were you guys headed to just now we're playing follow the leader yeah we were going to Little Tokyo oh that's cool even to the broad museum what part of La are you from okay cool and what part of LA are you from same thing Northridge Northridge and you both went to Skidmore oh sorry I forgot I forgot that's cool so you get to still hang out oh they don't oh you can't drive oh you're in the valley you can't drive us like clueless all over again yeah I think I seen the movie clueless yes yes lives in the valley she can't drive it's a big part of the movie anyway alright well any advice you got to give to any young kids out there or what you guys got any advice don't smoke weed oh I love that talk to you as much so you got one guy all his girlfriends what's going on with you what's up how's your life going it's pretty good yeah be in the hot seat I like your outfit I love it where'd you get that shirt I got this shirt on sale our Urban Outfitters oh it's cute yeah it's cute so your rights good more as well I might skip more they think we're famous Charleston and I'm hops on a plane here Charleston chew and you're chewing gum Carlton – how much where did you go to high school octave Massachusetts it's a suburb okay we went to high school together – oh wow I love all collar dings it's mixing okay you're up it's cool tell me all you guys look nice I like all you guys outfits it's really cool you got tattoos maybe that's is that not ever great what's that say oh cool but yeah yes yes I can sit there we can it doesn't matter we're talking to our boy what's your name I'm John okay let's go through all the name just add a curiosity Jack Jack Jack Sophie Natalie Chloe busy and I love it I love the crew you know I gotta say Oh shucks Oh we'll have a you guys split it between you all well you know what I mean is there any other questions we got Cole no I mean such an interesting crew thank you guys for sitting down it'll come out on Wednesday what's your channel called podcast but outside coming on Wednesday a lot of people watch it some people listen to it and yeah do you have a dollar call I have a dollar okay so it's your responsibility to give everyone one dollar so here's six dollars this is the most expensive episode we've ever had thank you guys so much it was a pleasure to talk to you all and enjoy your visit in Los Angeles and your time back when you're here for the whole summer you guys are here for the whole summer all right enjoy your summer take care see you later all right really fun yeah good job bye-bye that's cool boy couple stoners stoners couple stoners we got to get sponsored soon I know that I mean let's just let's just tally up how much money we've spent I mean I personally spent $50 and there's $20 for that family and then six for here and then I bought all the equipment plus the unreleased episodes that we will eventually put on a patreon we're gonna do a patreon eventually so why don't we talk about that okay so our goal eventually because we do this I'll just say this well I mean I we just spend a lot of time on this it's quickly become the most time-consuming thing in our lives I would say that that's true yes we pretty much meet and talk every day about this to put an hour of content out every week as a podcast that wouldn't be so hard but as a video it's quite difficult we spend days editing we had a lot of jokes to the YouTube it's a lot of work yeah and we're gonna do a patreon eventually just so that we can continue to do this because we have other opportunities we've said no to because we're putting so much time into this and we feel like we want to be able to make more and to keep doing this and to make it a thing that is livable for us so we're gonna start a patreon I think we're gonna put out at least two new it two brand-new bonus episodes a month maybe even one a week if the patreon goes high enough I don't know it's not you guys should we announce that right now is that appropriate yeah I'm just saying we're saying around 10 episodes and we would try to start talking about that yeah yeah should we cut this no we're gonna do it soon it might even be up by the time we're doing this I don't know we've never done patreon it feels a little weird but with the amount of time they were putting into this we've made maybe $40 in ads and that's not enough yeah so we just have to make this viable for us as a thing to continue to do but we love doing it and we love you guys watching it and listening to it so we want to keep doing it that's the ultimate takeaway is that we really have so much fun with this podcast and we want to continue to do it and to continue to make it for you guys yeah it is a blast even though sometimes you get you know lied and betrayed I don't think that really matters at the end of the day friendship so we're fifty three minutes in we could just wrap it up we could do a wrap-up let's just do a wrap-up hey sir you want to talk to us for one quick second one quick millisecond I don't see him who are you talking about oh oh yeah camouflage camouflage oh that's smart like sup guys how y'all doing dr. ed or no worries no worries read ORS yeah özil that works yeah today we're wearing red shirts weight red orbs well cuz I said I can see their Heat I see heat vision I'm surprised he responded to red orbs and it goes red orbs I thought it was like a sports team that's a red or blue something it's a cool family right here man they're a little bit blue I think it might be dying really you think they're mean by that well they're just they're orbs are blue they seems tough talking about orbs well there's a dog hey dougie dougie go talk to us give you a doggie dollar dougie dollar dog treats sup man how you doing yeah good good should I feel bad about that family well I was thinking we tracked them down and see if they have anything to plug and then we'll plug it in the outro of this okay hey you guys want to talk to us we're just right up the podcast just wrap up just finishing an episode yeah for a second you can chat as well if you want yeah come have a seat I have to separate you too can you handle being apart for a moment you seem like you're such a good couple but maybe you're gonna be separated for a minute yeah but that phone's on Tesla's headphones okay what do you guys his name's Sarah hi Sarah and what's your name you can promote something but if it's a podcast we have to believe it because it you are a competition oh it's not a podcast okay what is it I have a TV series a web series on YouTube TV our webseries a webseries gotta go it's a horror genre it's called skc we actually are on YouTube though so is this a competitor it's a clique you know dr. Nick okay yeah it's skc and the channels skc forum fo are um is it it's like a kind of a mystery horror thriller kind of thing oh cool got any spoilers for us spoilers I would say four episodes are out right now got two more in the can that were I don't know how many are in the can it's a six-episode I like by the way I like what you're wearing headphones just makes you hear better yeah cool so how do you guys think this episode of the podcast went well we didn't hear it but I mean you guys look really cool doing it you know we saw you had a couple of people here yeah got good equipment yeah and what was your favorite part well tell us what the podcast is so we can check it out well you know yeah my past but outside and what do you think we could improve next time if there's any bad parts or anything um I don't know is this is an interesting location but improve I would say maybe get the sunnier day oh you have any word in with God that you could be like hey make it sound used to I actually just I actually just betrayed God like a week ago that's the only betrayal that's ever happened on our podcast though wait were you guys out of are you like a school really dude or yeah we're both in high school like seniors and this is like our kind of project I'm telling you man this is the future yeah I mean we graduate we graduate next week I think we're doing well I'd like to say to the teacher yeah I would give these guys an A+ yeah this is bold and it's an it's just using technology for the greater good instead of you know for just you know playing a game and I want to say to the teacher because this is gonna come out after we graduate fuck you mr. Ferguson okay well but can you flick off miss can we all say mr. Ferguson no because I have to you know I have a reputation I have to as a filmmaker and television producer i I don't flick off anybody with the skc sorry yeah a lot of people have been disbanded from the industry for flicking off mr. Ferguson so I understand what you guys would want to do that but do one more just for us if you should write a song okay fuck you mr. Ferguson yeah hey how's it going I like how she's talking to her why are you talking what's this about it's just a little pockets want to talk to us for one minute project okay we'll talk to her for one minute all right hey thank you so much pleasure pleasure Casey Forum on YouTube all right dollars very expensive episode we pay have to pay you each a dollar okay okay great here you go thank you guys yeah take care great we'll just talk to you for one minute yeah yeah here you go interesting what's your name okay Billy how's it going let's go ahead you're talking to the mic oh sorry okay so so we do this podcast here in Los Angeles and an eventual goal of ours for the podcast is to talk to a celebrity oh my we would like to walk have a celebrity walk by okay someone like John a.m. or something you know but it's okay you don't have to he's tall and he looks good so could you maybe act like John Hamm and we'll interview you as if it were him so we could kind of practice for if he does ever walk by John came like the band hain well no like the band Haim it's all sisters so John hain I think you could do Jon Hamm I think you seem like a chameleon here I'll show you a picture yeah I think so too I'll just show you a quick picture and you can kind of soak him up and try not to get too like turned on because he's cute but we have an Instagram photo of John here check out our Instagram we got okay so you're that guy okay yeah okay so we're going to you as if you're done here okay so hi John thank you for sitting down welcome welcome so how's your day going are you pretty busy your celebrity yeah everyone knows you every single person out there what have you just what did you just get done working on well I can't I can't disclose you can't disclose it let's just say that there was someone out there who maybe didn't know who you were what would you say to that person nothing okay okay well actually I did hear in an interview lately that Jon Hamm was preparing for a new role oh really I heard he's preferring they're doing a live-action a brave little toaster that's it yeah yeah so yeah we they're doing a live-action Brave Little Toaster so we'll just cut this for the cookie so you can be Jon Hamm and we'll just ask you about that role and I think he's playing the toaster it is live action so we'll just talk to you about that process okay so so Jon we hear that you're doing a live-action Brave Little Toaster so we hear you're gonna play the toaster and what is the how are you preparing that role a lot of jumps so are you just eating a lot of bread and then heating it up in your stomach to get ready did you have to get used to having a cord yeah the cord for unset' when you're the toaster Roberta do you feel like a little is it kind of hard to maybe remember to avoid bathtubs I know some people don't like that but yeah it's hard for me yeah and it's gotta be exhausting to keep up the brave front right in the wrong yeah and what do you and and we all we all know that Demi Moore plays the the lamp and what does it like to work with Demi pretty cool she's very mature yeah yeah what about her is mature she has a good first of all she has a good personality that's much more like a style oh yeah and yeah she's not obnoxious oh you've heard a lot of obnoxious people like who's some of the worst people well breathe Little Toaster live-action it's coming out in 2020 I definitely take a peek and thank you so much for chatting with us John and then we'll cut the John interview and thank you for talking to us yourself Killeen right we have one dollar for you and then we'll wrap it up yeah thank you so much for talking to us yeah we appreciate it Colleen thank you okay thanks oh you you really want to sit down we're basically done of dollars we're out of money but you can just say hi if you want what she just said cuz she didn't speak into the mic but now me I should give her a camera man I think nam-myoho-renge-kyo truly what is this I do not know but if they're on YouTube I guess I'll just read this to you okay cam Mian renge Kyo contains the very essence of the Buddha's lifetime of teachings by chanting nam-myoho-renge-kyo and inspiring a hope in others we manifest the unlimited potential of our lives and become the starting point for a Pesa full society peaceful is misspelled so I hope I didn't just chant a curse that kills everyone who watches this but Buddhism I don't think is really all about that right okay cool cool well well can I just formally apologize for hiring someone to pretend to be my ex-girlfriend you can and I will let you know when I formally accept you're not gonna formally accept right now I'd love to describe of – just never have to think about this again well tune in for next episode and find out if I forgive Andrew my name is Andrew Michonne you guys can walk by it's okay my name is Andrew Michonne my name is Cole her I think for watching podcast but outside and for listening to it we appreciate all your patronage have a great day I'm sorry for betraying you and I will never do it again goodbye goodbye what an episode huh Oh what an episode so cold now that you've had some time to think about how much you love and care about me and forgive me let's talk about it well love is another ambiguous term but forgiveness is immeasurable not sure what exactly that means but what I'm trying to say is that I forgive you thank you so much I do appreciate it I was just trying to do something fun and exciting for the podcast I thought it would be cool and novel it turns out you truly hated it and now I know never to do anything like that in the future and do you promise not to seek retribution on me in some weird way we did piquing pinkie promise okay that is true so the beef is squashed Cole and I are on good terms and the podcast will be spontaneous from here on out yeah and the link for our patreon is in the description of under us right now yeah we're excited about launching the patreon we're putting a lot of time and energy into this podcast and getting a little bit of money to help us with that work is helpful and I want to pay our audio engineer and video person anyways we want to do all that and want to go on trips we want to maybe go around the world yeah with the podcast and we can do that with your money who knows maybe you can even help fund us to get to your state or your yard that could be fun we'd never found that street performer family that we've paid $20 we tried to find them we try to check them down did not happen so I'm sorry they are there every Saturday at what every – yeah around 2:30 at Grand Central Market so if you want to show up and tell them you saw them on podcast outside they might love reliving that traumatic memory yep and maybe drop them a 20 or just tell them good job they love $20 and if you are hungry and you like popcorn there's some skinny pop popcorn on the ground at Kohl's place so come on bye see ya hello this is a bonus outro we are staring directly into the Sun so our eyes are closed we just want to say that the self tape auditions of girls pretending to be Andrews ex-girlfriend will be posted to our Instagram periodically so be sure to check that out and I just want to clarify we both just want to clarify we are still going to be releasing a free episode of this podcast every week right here on YouTube and on your podcast app the patreon thing is just a separate thing to get us some money and to help us keep doing this and we're gonna have bonus episodes there but business as usual here don't worry about that yep and they'll even be more bonus intros and outros on the patreon as well we have might have a lot of bonuses there so thanks for believing in us and for calling us your saviors and have a great day bye mr. Ferguson

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