Big Nose v. Pink Panther Shopping Spree! | 42 Min | Pink Panther and Pals

Big Nose v. Pink Panther Shopping Spree! | 42 Min | Pink Panther and Pals


(growling) (growling continues) (stomach growls) (indistinct chattering) AHEM. GRR! (bell ringing) (cheers and applause) (bell rings) (whimpers) (laughs) AAH! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (cries) (man speaking indistinctly
over cell phone) (bear growling) (maniacal laughter) (bear growling) AAH! (watch ticking) (engine revving) (laughs) (bell rings) (laughs) (laughing) (stomach growls) HMM. (cheers and applause) (screaming) (stomach growls) (blender whirring) HEY, ANT,
YOU GOTTA SLOW DOWN. YOU’RE MAKING ME LATE
FOR LUNCH. SLOW DOWN? WHAT?
SO YOU CAN EAT ME? WELL… (panting) THAT WAS THE GENERAL IDEA. MM-MM-MM,
WHAT A MESS! JUST LOOK AT YOU,
AARDVARK. ALL FLABBY, FLESHY,
OUT OF SHAPE. IF YOU EVER GONNA
CATCH ME, YOU GOTTA GET IN SHAPE,
‘CAUSE I’M A FAST RUNNER. I’VE BEEN WORKING OUT. YOU KNOW I HATE
TO ADMIT IT, BUT THAT PEPPED-UP
LITTLE APPETIZER IS RIGHT. TO CATCH HIM
I NEED TO GET IN SHAPE. (typing) (beep) BEFORE I START
WORKING OUT MY MUSCLES, I NEED SOME MUSCLES
TO START WORKING OUT. AH-HA! (beeps) THIS WILL GIVE ME
WHAT I NEED.
AND FAST. GAIN POWER,
GAIN STRENGTH– THE SUPER,
DUPER JUICER! NOW, LET’S SEE HERE. TO DEVELOP LEGS OF STEEL, COMBINE STRAWBERRIES,
APPLE SEEDS, AND DEEP-SEA FISH OIL. (gulping loudly) (laughing) HUH? I’M NOT FEELING A THING. (fast tapping) NOW I’M FEELING IT. (grunting) NOW I GOTTA
GET NEW PANTS. (squealing tires) (crashing) UH… YOW! OW! YOU NEVER KNOW–OH! WHAT’S HITTING YOU, D’OH! (rubbing) HEY, ANT, YOU THINK
YOU’RE THE FASTEST THING
IN THE JUNGLE? WELL, YOU’RE NO MATCH
FOR MY SUPER, DUPER
THUNDER THIGHS! (crashing) (passes gas) EXCUSE ME. HEY! WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA? I WAS SOAKING IN MY TUB,
WHEN BANG, BANG, BOOM,
CHUGA, CHUGA, CHUGA. TAKE THAT OUT TO
THE RACE TRACK, MAN. ? NOW BACK TO MY BATH ? NOT THIS TIME, ANT. (spray) YIKES! (squealing) (scrambling footsteps) WOW, HE’S A FREAK
OF NATURE. I CAN’T OUTRUN
THAT FREIGHT TRAIN. I BETTER HIDE
BEHIND THIS ROCK. (echoing “rock”) (scrambling footsteps) (squealing) YOU KNOW WHAT HE NEEDS?
ANTI-LOCK BRAKES. (laughing) AH–OOH. WHAT I NEED IS AN ANT. (engine starting) YOW! NEXT TIME,
I’LL USE FLYING FISH OIL. OH, MAN! I WAS JUST STARTING
TO ENJOY THIS. I BETTER CALL SOMEBODY
TO CLEAN THAT UP. THIS CUP IS FOR SUPER,
DUPER JUICER VISION. (gulping noises) SO FAR,
I DON’T SEE A THING. (simmering) WHOA. SUDDENLY I’M IN THE MOOD
FOR A BARBECUE. HEY, ANT, COME UP
AND SEE MY NEW LOOK. YOU’VE BEEN EATING
WAY TOO MANY JALAPENO. YOUR EYES ARE ALL RED
AND SWIRLY-LIKE. HOLY SMOKES,
YOU JUST TORCHED
MY PORCH! NOW YOU’RE GETTING
THE PICTURE, ANT. (crying) THAT’S IT. AFTER ALL THIS TIME,
IT LOOKS LIKE… (sniffing)
IT LOOKS LIKE… (sniff)
YOU FINALLY GOT ME. GO AHEAD, FRY ME WITH
YOUR SWIRLY EYES. (exploding) (simmering) (sizzling) I’D STAY OUT OF THE SUN
IF I WERE YOU. YOUR HEAD LOOKS
A LITTLE WELL-DONE. TO DEVELOP
THE NOSE MUSCLES,
FOR SUPER SMELL, I COMBINED THREE DROPS
OF WHOLE WHEAT TOAST, (plopping noises) AND ONE WEDGE
OF LIMBURGER CHEESE. (plop) (rumbling) (explosion) (sizzling) NOW I GOTTA
DOWN THIS SWILL? HEY, ANT,
PACK YOUR BAGS
AND SAY GOOD-BYE. BECAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT
TO TAKE A TRIP
INTO MY BELLY. OH, BROTHER! UH, ARE YOUR ALLERGIES
ACTING UP? NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK,
THERE IS NO ESCAPE
FROM MY SUPER SNOUT. (vacuuming noise) (muffled grunting) YOU NEED A RIDE HOME? ‘CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU NEED A RIDE HOME. (applause) PHYSICAL STRENGTH, PHOOEY! TO CATCH THAT ANT,
I NEED A SUPER,
DUPER BRAIN. BECAUSE MY
NOT-SO-SUPER-DUPER BRAIN
IS BEGINNING TO HURT. (gulping) (boinging noises) EEH, OH, AAH, OOH. NOW I KNOW ALL! EVERY DARK MYSTERY BURNS
IN THE LIGHT OF
MY ALL-SEEING EYE. THE INFINITE LAWS OF TIME
AND SPACE BEND
TO MY EVERY WHIM. (knocking) COME ON OUT, ANT, AND SUBJECT YOURSELF
TO THE AWESOME POWER
OF MY MASSIVE BRAIN. DOES THAT HURT?
‘CAUSE I’M JUST SAYING, THAT LOOKS LIKE
THAT WOULD HURT. IT DOES A LITTLE. BUT ENOUGH OF THIS! YOU CAN NEVER
OUTSMART ME, ANT. NOW, DO YOU HAVE
ONE LAST QUESTION BEFORE I ENJOY
A SUPER, DUPER MEAL
OF YOU? OKAY, OKAY. HERE’S ONE
I’VE ALWAYS PONDERED. (clears throat) WHY CAN’T YOU CATCH ME? (laughing) THAT’S, UH… UH, THAT’S, UH… (rumbling) UH… UH, OH…UH… I–I–I’VE ALWAYS– YOU ARE–
UH, I–I, UH… (banging, crows cawing) (car alarm beeping) I’M THROUGH WITH YOU,
SUPER, DUPER JUICER. YOU’RE MORE LIKE
A SUPER, DUPER BRUISER. (clang) (tapping) HEY, ANT! (echoing) I THOUGHT
YOUR HEAD BLEW UP. I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU
AND MY JUICER. I’LL GET YOU THE GOOD
OLD FASHIONED WAY. (sucking) OW! (licking) I GOT HIM. I DID IT!
IT’S A MIRACLE. (grunting) HEY…BIG BLUE! I WANNA THANK YOU
FOR TURNING ME ON TO
THAT SUPER, DUPER JUICER. I’VE NEVER FELT BETTER. LOOK AT MY ARMS.
LOOK AT THEM. SHEESH. NEXT TIME I’M HUNGRY,
I ORDER PIZZA. (skateboard rolling) (stomach growling) (skateboard rolling) (soft chatter) (dishes and utensils clinking) (stomach growling) (soft chatter) (skateboard alarm beeps) (feet pattering) (feet skidding) DAH! GAH! (stomach growling) MM. MM-MM-MM-MM. MM. MM-MM-MM-MM. MM-MM. MM. MM. MM-HMM. (grumbling) (dishes clinking) (grunting) (pop) (growls) (claps) (screams) (grunting) (door slams) (vehicle approaches) (speaking softly) (titters) (speaking incoherently) MM-HMM. MM-HMM. NOW–NOW–NOW,
I WANT THIS.
AND I WANT THIS. (scribbling hastily) MM-HMM. MM-HMM. (speaking rapidly) AH! (bell rings) AGH! (crashes) (gulps) (screams) (door slams) (water flowing) (water stops) (water flowing) AH! (door slams) (bird twittering) (humming) AH. HA HA. (screams) HMM? HMM? HMM? HMM? AH! OH! HUH? HUH? HUH? HMM. AH! (door slams) (bell ringing rapidly) YES? (bell ringing weakly) (grumbling) MM? (gasps)
(inhales deeply) (spluttering) (laughing) (bell rings) (waiters marching) (bell ringing rapidly) (gasps) (growls) MM. HMM. MM. HMM-HMM. (bell ringing rapidly) (belches) (dishes clinking) UH-HUH. (chuckling) (volcano erupts) (laughing) (chuckling) AH. (whimpering) (volcano erupts) (chuckling) (laughing) (mustache sizzles) (chuckling) (grunts) (chuckles) (laughing) (grunting) (laughs nervously) (water dripping) (laughs nervously) (grunts) (door slams) (skateboard rolling) (stomach growling) MM-HMM! (growling) (grumbling) (roars) (cheers and applause) (camera shutters snapping) (elephants trumpeting) (shutters snapping) (cheers and applause) (crash) AARDVARK. CHOW TIME. I’M AN ANTEATER.
I EAT ANTS. WHAT’S WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE? THEY CALL THIS LUNCH?
TASTELESS PROTEIN PELLETS. THIS STUFF IS BETTER
FOR MAKING SIDEWALKS
THAN FOR EATING. OKAY, PEOPLE,
ON YOUR LEFT, YOU’LL SEE A FINE SPECIMEN OF NATURE’S ANTEATER,
THE AARDVARK. WELL, THEN,
ON YOUR RIGHT IS
SOMETHING VERY EXCITING– A BRAND-NEW EXHIBIT
OF EXTREMELY RARE
SOUTH AFRICAN ANTS. (visitors oohing) I DON’T CARE IF THEY’RE RARE,
OVER EASY, OR WELL DONE. THAT’S AN ANT BANQUET. OH, MAN,
THIS IS THE LIFE! LOOK AT ME.
I AM STYLING NOW. JUST LOUNGING
BY THE POOL WITH
NOTHING TO DO BUT EAT AND SLEEP
AND SLEEP AND EAT. I THINK IT’S TIME
TO DROP IN ON
MY NEW NEIGHBOR… AND BORROW A CUP OF ANTS. (rustling) (wood creaking) HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
OUR NEW NEIGHBOR’S
SAYING HELLO. (wood creaking) WHOA, SOMEBODY
TURNED ON THE DARK. MY FINELY-TUNED
ANT-SNIFFER TELLS ME IT’S THIS WAY. A-HA!
YOU LITTLE DELICACIES… WHOA, MAYBE MY
FINELY-TUNED AARDVARK
SNIFFER NEEDS A TUNE-UP. (popping) (screams) YUCK! (munching) pop! (chuckles) (popping) YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU GUYS ARE SO SWEET. SO SWEET
YOU MAKE MY TEETH HURT. (roars) HEY, FELLAS,
DON’T GET YOUR
WHISKERS IN A KNOT. I NEVER KNEW BUNNIES HAD
SUCH IMPRESSIVE TEETH. HELP!
BUNNY ATTACK! HELP! (slurping) (crashing and exclamations) (alarm bell sounds) NEXT TIME WE HAVE
A LITTLE PARTY, WE GOT
TO INVITE THAT GUY OVER. HE SEEMS A LITTLE DUMB,
BUT HE’S SO FRIENDLY. boing! boing! DAD, THAT FLAMINGO
LOOKS SICK. (growls) (trumpeting) (raspberries) (deflates) (rattling) (hollers) (hissing) (screams) (shutters snapping) I NEED A KEY. OKAY, AARDVARK, THINK FAST. MAYBE NOT THAT FAST. (moans) OOH. OOH. A-OOH! OOH. (keys jangle) (elastic pulling) OOH. (gasps) A-OOH? AND NOW FOR MY REWARD– A DELICIOUS ANT SANDWICH,
TRIPLE-DECKER. WHAT? WHO NEEDS THIS MANY KEYS? THIS ONE. GO. NO. THAT ONE. NO. NOPE. THIS ONE. NO. THIS ONE. NOPE. THAT ONE. UH-UH.
THAT ONE. THIS ONE. (lock clicks) (squeaks) A-HA, YES,
AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR A DELICIOUS ANT SANDWICH. (wood creaking) I HAD THE KEYS.
NOW I DON’T HAVE THE KEYS. I WAS THIS CLOSE.
NOW I’M NOT CLOSE. I’M TIRED. I’M DIRTY.
I’M HUNGRY. NOW JUST
LOOK AT THAT GUY.
LOOK AT HIM. HE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN. TOO BAD HE CAN’T
COME OVER HERE
AND ENJOY THIS POOL. I LOVE THIS PLACE. (slurps) YES, I DO. (classic Italian-style
Pink Panther theme) ? ? (upbeat music) ? ? (tummy grumbling) (jackhammering) (splat) (crash) (wheezes) (tummy grumbling) (Italian accent) HELLO THERE! WELCOME TO
MAKE YOUR OWN
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. IT’S GONNA MAKE YOU
VERY HAPPY IN THE TUMMY. BEFORE YOU MAKE THE PIZZA, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE
PLENTY OF COUNTER SPACE. GOOD. NOW OPEN YOUR
HAPPY CHEF PIZZA KIT. USE FLOUR AND WATER
TO MAKE THE
PIZZA DOUGH. NEXT, TO MAKE
YOUR DOUGH RISE, OPEN THE YEAST
AND ADD HALF
OF ITS CONTENTS TO THE DOUGH. (rumbling sound) MAKE SURE YOU
DON’T USE
MORE THAN HALF. (vacuum cleaner running) TIME TO TURN
THE DOUGH INTO
PIZZA CRUST. FOR THE PERFECT SHAPE
AND THICKNESS, CAREFULLY LIFT THE DOUGH
WITH BOTH HANDS AND GIVE IT
A GOOD SPIN AS YOU TOSS IT
IN THE AIR. (birds chirping) AH! (camera shutter snapping) (sobbing) SAUCE IS THE
HEART AND SOUL OF YOUR HAPPY CHEF PIZZA. FOR A ZESTY
HOMEMADE SAUCE, CHOP A CLOVE OF GARLIC
AND ADD AN ONION
INTO A SKILLET. (sniffs) (gagging) NOW GET READY
FOR ONE OF
THE HAPPIEST DINING EXPERIENCES
OF YOUR LIFE. (sobbing) WHEN THINGS
START TO SIZZLE,
ADD A TOMATO. THE HAPPY CHEF
HAS PROVIDED YOU
WITH ONE. BUT TO BE SURE IT’S RIPE, HOLD IT UP
TO EYE LEVEL AND SQUEEZE… GENTLY. A FRESH, RIPE
TOMATO IS FIRM AND HAS SOME SPRING TO IT. (onion sobbing) (happy music)
? ? (onion laughs) (laughing) WHEN YOU’RE SURE
YOUR TOMATO IS
RIPE AND FRESH, CRUSH IT INTO
YOUR FRYING PAN TO CAPTURE ITS FLAVOR. PUTTING THE SAUCE
ON A PIZZA IS AN ART FORM
ALL ITS OWN. SOME PIZZA CHEFS
USE A BUTTER KNIFE. OTHERS PREFER
THE BOTTOM OF
A SOUP LADLE. AS WITH ANY ART, EACH ARTIST MUST FIND
WHAT WORKS BEST. THE TRICK IS
TO SPREAD IT
NOT THIN BUT NOT TOO THICK AND EVEN ALL AROUND. TIME TO TOP OFF
YOUR MASTERPIECE WITH THE TOPPINGS– CHEESE. MUSHROOMS. SAUSAGE. (loud thwacks) (blows) AND WHATEVER ELSE
YOU LIKE. NOW PUT YOUR PIE
IN THE OVEN, SET YOUR TIMER,
AND GET READY
TO ENJOY. (yawns) (buzzer sounds) THE ONLY WAY YOU’RE NOT
A VERY HAPPY CHEF
RIGHT NOW IS IF YOU FORGOT
TO TURN ON THE OVEN. (laughs) BUT THE HAPPY CHEF’S
GOT JUST THE
THING FOR YOU. (rumbling) HOW’S THAT FOR CONVENIENCE? AHH! (skidding) (vacuum cleaner whirring) (sputtering sounds) (whizzing) (whirring) (crash, clattering) (whirring) (steam hissing) CONGRATULATIONS, PIZZA MAKER. THERE’S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO DO TO MAKE YOUR
PIZZA EXPERIENCE
COMPLETE. CLEAN UP. (chuckles) SERIOUSLY NOW… CLEAN UP! AARDIE, YOU KNOW
WHAT I DON’T GET? WHY ARE YOU… SO OBSESSED… WITH EATING ME? THAT’S WHAT
I DON’T GET. BECAUSE I’M
AN AARDVARK. AND ANTS IS WHAT
AARDVARKS EAT. “ARE.” HUH? I’M JUST SAYIN’,
IT’S, “ANTS ARE WHAT
AARDVARKS EAT.” EXACTLY. AND THAT’S JUST
WHAT I’M GONNA DO
RIGHT NOW. THIS ANT’S
OUT OF HERE. YOU CAN’T GO.
I HAVEN’T
EATEN YOU YET. OF ALL THE ANTS
IN ALL THE ANTHILLS
IN THE WORLD, WHY DID I HAVE
TO PICK THIS ONE? LISTEN TO ME NOW,
AARDVARK. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
WHAT I TASTE LIKE. I COULD BE ALL
GRISTLY AND CHEWY. YOU–YOU EVER
THOUGHT OF EATING
SOMETHING ELSE? WHAT ELSE
IS THERE? I THOUGHT
HE’D NEVER ASK. LOOKY HERE.
I’VE GOT EDIBLES
FROM “A” TO “Z.” AND NOT ONE
OF ‘EM IS ME. THERE’S APPLES. OH! BROCCOLI, ALL GREEN
AND FULL OF VITAMINS. OH. COCONUT. DILL PICKLES. EGGPLANTS. FIDDLEHEADS. GHERKINS.
HOT TAMALES. ICEBERG LETTUCE,
STILL IN THE ICE. HEARTS OF PALMS,
JALAPEOS, KALE, LEGUMES, MANGOS,
NIBLETS, ORGAN OREGANO… ORGAN OREGANO–
WHAT IS THAT? PUMPKIN, RADISHES,
TANGERINES… AND “Z.” THAT’S FOR ZABAGLIONE. BUT ALL I KNOW
HOW TO EAT IS ANTS, RAW. RAW? BUT YOU DON’T KNOW
WHAT YOU’RE MISSING. WHAT AM I
MISSING? COOKED STUFF. I DON’T KNOW
HOW TO COOK. YOU DON’T KNOW
HOW TO COOK? WELL, WE GOT
TO GET YOU
A COOKING LESSON. THAT’S WHAT
WE GOT TO DO. WHAT’S TO LEARN?
YOU CATCH THE ANT,
YOU CHEW THE ANT, YOU SWALLOW THE ANT. OOF.
END OF MEAL. WE’LL FIND YOU
A COOKING CLASS. YOU CAN FIND
EVERYTHING ON
THE INTERNET. WE’RE IN LUCK. THEY’RE SHOOTING
A NEW EPISODE
OF JUNGLE CHEF. AND THEY’RE LOOKING
FOR VOLUNTEERS. AARDIE? WHERE’D HE GO? THE TIME HAS COME… TO BRING TOGETHER THE BEST OF THE BEST IN JUNGLE CUISINE. THE BATTLE IS ABOUT
TO BEGIN ON… THE JUNGLE CHEF! I’M YOUR NIMBLE HOST,
MOCKINGBIRD MIKE, AND HERE ARE
TODAY’S COMBATANTS. FROM UNDER A ROCK ON THE BANKS
OF THE RIVER, IT’S CHEF
CUCKOO CROC! (cheers and applause) AND FROM THE DEPTHS
OF HIS ANTHILL SOMEWHERE IN THE JUNGLE, CHEF ANT! (cheers and applause) LOOK OUT, CROC. THIS ANT IS
STEAMIN’, BABY.
STEAMIN’! STEAMED ANT. THIS COOKING LESSON’S
SOUNDING BETTER
ALL THE TIME. YEAH, YOU’RE TOAST, ANT! TOASTED ANT? NOW, THAT’S
SOMETHING I COULD GET
MY TRUNK AROUND. AND TO TELL US
WHAT TODAY’S SECRET
INGREDIENT IS, HERE’S AARDVARK! (cheers and applause) OKAY, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE
TODAY’S SECRET
INGREDIENT TO BE? UH, ANYTHING
THAT HAS ANT IN IT. NOW, SOMEONE TELL ME
WHO DIDN’T SEE
THAT COMING. HOW ABOUT POMEGR-ANT? THAT’S POMEGRANATE. CLOSE ENOUGH. THE CHALLENGE IS
TO MAKE THE MOST
DELICIOUS DISHES USING THE POMEGRANATE. THE CLOCK STARTS NOW! WATCH AND LEARN, AARDIE.
WATCH AND LEARN. OH, I’M LEARNING,
ALL RIGHT. WHILE YOU’RE
BUSY COOKING, I’LL FINALLY GET
TO EAT MY OWN
SECRET INGREDIENT. YOU KNOW, I GOT TO
GET THIS DROOLING THING
UNDER CONTROL. JUNGLE CHEF ANT
IS STARTING OFF WITH A SPECIAL
50-FRUIT SMOOTHIE. WHAT MAKES
THIS RECIPE
SO SPECIAL? WELL, IT’S ALL ABOUT
PICKING THE RIGHT
INGREDIENTS, MIKE. OH, ALWAYS REMEMBER
TO MAKE SURE THE LID IS ON
NICE AND TIGHT. MEANWHILE,
CHEF CUCKOO CROC IS PREPARING
HIS WORLD-FAMOUS
POMEGRANATE SOUFFLE. WHAT’S THE SECRET
TO YOUR RECIPE,
CUCKOO? THERE’S NOTHING THAT A LITTLE
GRATED BLUE CHEESE
CAN’T HELP, MIKE. WHILE THEY’RE
COOKING UP A STORM, I’VE COOKED UP
A PLAN OF MY OWN. FROM THIS
HIDING SPOT, I’LL CATCH THAT ANT
USING THE ELEMENT
OF SURPRISE. TIME IS RUNNING OUT, ANT. WHAT’S NEXT? WELL, MIKE, MY HOT,
HOT, HOT AND SPICY
POMEGRANATE STEW… WITH HOT
CHILI PEPPERS AND HOT,
HOT JALAPEOS. (bell ringing) AND HOT, HOT,
HOT CAYENNE PEPPER. AH…AH…
AH-CHOO! TO TENDERIZE
THE MEAT, YOU GOT TO GIVE IT
A GOOD POUNDING. (Aardvark groaning) TO MAKE MY POMEGRANATE PUFFS
EXTRA PUFFY, I ROLL THE DOUGH
OUT EXTRA THIN. OH, AND TIME IS UP
FOR OUR JUNGLE CHEFS. NOW, AARDVARK, ONLY YOU WILL DECIDE
WHO WINS THE TITLE OF KING OF
THE JUNGLE CHEFS! I DON’T KNOW
WHERE TO START. THE POMEGR-ANT SMOOTHIE, THE POMEGR-ANT PUFFS, THE POMEGR-ANT STEW. THEY ALL LOOK
DELICIOUS. BUT WHAT LOOKS
THE YUMMIEST IS ANT! SOUP’S ON! (groaning) (laughs) WHOA! WHOO! (gasps) EW. I STILL SAY
THE BEST ANT
IS RAW ANT.

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