Fat Earth Comedy: The Writers Room Episode 1

Fat Earth Comedy: The Writers Room Episode 1



all right boom baby first thought to the writers room hey you're in one room and I'm in the other we're in a different dimension if you will what up doe just sucking down some work juice you know trying to get our feet yep triple triple shot expresso I just got my big old aluminum water yeah you there could be anything in that keeps me going how was that how was your grub man I heard you were ordering something I went something new okay so hungry how he's not new by lately cooked light cheese light sauce mushrooms green pepper extra butter cheese extra sesame seeds so you get the greens in there and then you just dial up on the fats on Maja's it's a salad perfect perfect yeah Hungry Howie's is brand new let me ask you something so I just got something real easy to get right it's 89 degrees 92 degrees it's like nuts out right I'm in my a/c chilling work today or you just went on a trip right and you've been doing these like backpacking so we're kind of talking tonight about what's going on during the summer and everything and what are you eating on these trips it's like if this was such an easy meal for me to get and have just delivered literally to my door for 20 dollars including tip right easy yeah in the world what are you up to when you just got back from somewhere I know I've seen some shots on Facebook yeah that was like a week ago we went a backpacking in Colorado and our that's a normal thing just a day-to-day which it is to him like well me and my cousin have been doing the last couple of years it's a good it's a good release and being a photographer and you know doing video and stuff it gives me an opportunity to kind of go places that I try and go places that the other people aren't at you know I'll bog down shooting when you go to these national parks you see the masses you know you'll see a group of people standing over by something and usually that's not the best place to go that's it's kind of been done but it's always a beautiful shot but I try and look for well the hiking allows us to go a little deeper you know carrying are carrying our eyesight back God's work man it's God's country out there I don't know I find it it's very tranquil and it's like a resettable journey there's marvels that humans have made 100 percent you know but isn't it when you get into the desolate or solitude err or just marveling at that you got a couple pictures in your background that are from some of your adventures that are always sweet to look at up close that was like organ and stuff yeah well it's crazy in the in the Rockies there's like a fold there's all these trails that are there's like stones placed there and then we're always just questioning like who was the first dude that you know I actually found this trail and then what was the team of man that laid these these blocks down to make these trails you know concrete you know sustained into the earth that's insane ancient aliens well that that's a that's a theory too all on its own but uh this one spot we went to in Oregon was it was the first spot that Clark from Lewis and Clark saw the Pacific Ocean was pretty cool so this this city it went groan I don't even know where he went but think about these guys they're like yeah let's just go for a walk they walked across the country that's that's insane if I remember correctly is also the same point that Lewis blue Clark that's what it was famous for today there's actually these barracks up it's called the lookout camp and there's actually markings on the wall it says Lewis blue Clark here well as we talked in the writers room we know how we are and how Sampson le gets and and how we are as normal individuals in public you know and what is the rape beating we're going for on this podcast showing an insight into what the writers are up to well I think well I think we're well past getting the kid approval so we might as well just be ourselves and swear because if you're gonna block out the swear words and Dogen and Murphy though you wouldn't understand anything beeping beep Gillette just found out they're running an ad on Sampson now if they don't want him to have him using their shaving equipment I'll tell you I got a beard though so once you get out there someone needs to sponsor this beard oil who's the creeper – Wow the story talking about beards I heard Jennifer Aniston made Adam Sandler boil his beard for a kissing scene in this last one what they were out on the boat you know or have you seen that with Netflix anyways they I don't know I don't even know what that means how do you boil your beard but that was something I read that she made him do it but at the kisser she doesn't like beards so if he insists on having this beard then he had to boil it to make sure it was totally clean someone needs ask her to boil her her coin beard you know she's running nothing like a 16 year old why can't she keep a man that's the question this girls like yeah but why can't you keep a man she's got to have a smell down there or something there's something going on with her I don't I got to try and figure that probably just boring yeah come on bro we've all been there you'd put up with it look at that yeah but you got to understand the caliber these guys are on it it's not just the ladies it's just they got to Pat them off with I mean they got their got zombies coming at them all day and night I think wow you know right Brad Pitt walks in a bar dude he can literally have his pick anyone he would have to work for it he would literally just stand there and be like tell his bouncer go get that one right fuck that one well I've heard he he's been down in the dumps after that Joey break up this guy couldn't adapt from the fethi opium that surround himself with love Oh give two more hit knock no Dean I love you enough for two more Oh we're really pushing some envelopes on the podcast here this thing might be the first and last episode well we've been banned from Facebook and from google hangouts and my whole number sells from youtube before they do it professionally well not banned from Google as we just the commercial wasn't approved and some believe this day and age she thought a talk comedy did this day names this stuff is ridiculous man the censorship and just everywhere you look you know everybody is butthurt man everybody gets so sore so easily what happened to a good joke like that's what comedy was was poking fun of of the world like you have to be a little edgy to be funny I mean you don't have to be a Gilbert Godfried making hurricane jokes the next day but you got to push the envelope a little bit literally racism all these topics can't come to light that was only one example so Spore yeah well of course the white male says like you fucking antibiotic nastagio homeless all these topics can't come to white can't be fixed and sometimes comedy is the absolute best route of first bringing it up in the public eye and yes it can turn into serious talk but sometimes just a joke is the best way to start the conversation even if it's a very masses so I don't know I don't want to be like a kneeler type but let's let's face the facts life's pretty shitty it's a tough it's a tough road no matter who you are and what comedy is is a way to look at life and laugh at all of the bullshit that's thrown at you that's the bottom line and if you can't do that then you're you're in for even more of a ridiculous experience a miserable experience you know if you can't poke fun at the harshness ah yes my bill yeah well laughter it's like secure it all it to itself when you get those nice deep belly laughs that Rudy it releases those endorphins just like anything else oh yeah those are awesome yeah yeah so as you may be why maybe that's why folks like yourself is partaking and other atmospheres of releasing those endorphins now obviously um I'm a straight-edged but of course of course you little druggies out there said the guy wearing the tie-dye lizard sure this guy's either a big fat party animal or a STONER but no you know it that actually brought brought up a good point like the skit that I'm working on right now it's true you can't make fun of anybody so what about what my idea was guess who I'm making fun of myself yeah cuz then no one else can say anything I can drink that's why we do that real life right but you know if I I want to joke to get graphic if the only way I can get it to become graphic is to make fun of myself and all my shortcut means yeah I guess Tyler yeah and that was one thing that we learned from doing the comedy CD for the hope for our canoe trip we go on every year we do a comedy CD and we roasted some of the people but if you make the roast but the harshest on yourself then no one else can really complain it's like hey man I was talking about you know I don't even want to get into it because I don't know who's listening out there they might have some backlash on me but let's uh let's let's take a little turn here and I heard you're working on some kind of a rap song or something what's going on with that oh boy yeah we got a little rap going minute minimum-wage galore we're gonna take the theory just that you're talking about psychology and how good all the f is right well when you get down in the dumps making minimum wage life takes a turn where you're fine and your happiness is sometimes different and that's kind of what this rap song is gonna embody him you found a beat that we're able to use and dot I think it's something funny they're like and there's two sides of the story is it's about a three-minute song three minutes ten seconds and right at the halfway point we're really continent to go from the first part is like funny man this is comical how I've been able to make this work and you know I find my poem for free by scramble channels and I'm stuck here what an old poly short DVDs isn't this the 90s what's going on over there and then it gets to the second half of the song where it cuts it in half and now all of a sudden stick I mean part but still funny because you're laughing it this guy's maxed out his credit cards just to have the DVD machine and player and you know different so it's gonna I think it's gonna be cool we'll be done in about a week or two and then I want to cut a video with you on it where my my vision was this guy's got a you never know where he's going he's got a coat on and he's got a happy never see it in the shot and that pose underneath that coat right of course he's riding on the bus Drifters him riding on the bus and then we gets the end of the song is the doors open he walks out and he's right out front of his job about to punch in right out front of McDonald's and he takes off his coat and he's got to be swearing McDonald's uniform what to buy that off Amazon but that was my idea for this guy this is his shitty life on the way to McDonald's at 5:00 a.m. to make McReynolds this guy's fucking pissed seven dollars and fifty cents now or can't even breathe right into McDonald's and did that did that bug didn't they go up one would hope it did for me but I bust my ass every day I don't know about for Joe Schmo I thought minute while they were fighting to get minimum wage yep I know it was a massive argument yeah well that's all right my student debt I own about three times what Joe Schmoe makes in three years so it's alright to get to the higher levels you got to be a monkey you know a monkey and a typewriter that's not a right move you know my background I've done it all man from my own business for a decade and then now someone else science my paychecks what are you gonna do it's doggy world yeah working that yeah that landscape and stuff isn't easy I'll tell you then well I did a while we have scaping carwash power wash we do it all but I will say I were there and I excelled at college when I did it 30 years old after owning that far better than I ever expected and in that and I went to obviously did business and business school and so that 100% was such a breeze these my fellow students so they were asking me questions cuz it was like I had already seen this stuff on the real world level which you probably see all the time now that you started your own businesses and grown that so you know yeah you see that aspect too there's a lot more there I held a lot unemployment tax for a minute there I didn't realize you had to pay on employment tax like quarterly yeah this office that I find out at all like three years worth like what you gotta you gotta feed that unemployment pool cuz then you got you gotta Rogers type that's gonna tap into that bad boy I use comedy everyday though bro we're talking about that like I use comedy every day and I think it's a good aspect to get by like you and I are we're not self-conscious by any means I think we're extroverted in that but comedy is the way that we get there I mean 100 percent it whitens it's my alcohol when I'm about when I'm at a party or whatever and alcohol or other things might bring it out easier or make you more confident but like it is 100 percent my crutch my go-to to make me confident in a room or with a mass or with a group you know work or play yeah even way ever since I was in like high school I can really remember it but I would treat almost each class as its individual a little segment or little show and I would rate myself on that and yeah when I if I got out of a class and everything went good you know I had no mistakes I made a lot of laughs going out well first of all my grades plummeted dramatically because of this but let's not go there it was all geared up for the foot what we're doing now so but yeah ivory class with its own little 45 minute live show and you got a you gotta be on point I knew I could be well each class was a little different because sometimes you had a little more freedom but you know I know you I died we met each other in high school that I didn't I tell you to get the fuck out of my house or something or like you couldn't play my video game yeah maybe have a beer to underage and then I stumbled on up what was this Super Nintendo no no no 64 and whiskey Wayne Gretzky 3d hockey sheis games ever made and I was like and you come downstairs oh your friends trying to play this all the time hell no like turn it off mid game I was like yeah that game was sick yeah yeah you're one of the reasons I've never not bought the new system I always buy the brand new system right away because I remember going to your house and be like damn this boy's got fun kidding Tendo sixty-four rock and hell yeah that's about all I had Wow yeah and a single mother I would really demand shit I remember those Doc Martens shoes everybody was wearing them oh I gotta get these Doc Martens I mean the shoes aren't even attractive these things look like you're stepping around in a fucking brown turd no yeah a nice leather but well they're nice they're nice made shoes but I think I didn't like the shoes just because everybody else was getting them I have to get these for him for like two days and then bring in stocks in those yeah it was the Grosse Pointe dress code but yeah 100% I could never really afford that shit I remember one Christmas I bought all closed all the money I had I bought all clothes got about two outfits from structure went to school one day decked out man I had like the vest on I had the button down under the fast peeking out all colored matched and everything and then one of the one of the hot chicks in the school said hey you look nice and it was all worthwhile never wore that shit again yeah Monday you look great Tuesday you will grip on Days switch the top with term one Tuesday top and by mixing you ain't got shit to wear by Friday yeah sounds about right I Friday you're back in the fish shirt and ripped jeans that's what I wore in high school I remember every Friday my mom to st. John's yeah you're getting some delay in your there dude we got mentally skip it hard ah oh well I got some of the better gear over here you'd think that the system would be all put together but they're actually getting rid of this Google Hangouts on August 1st no I don't know I don't know good the youtubes disconnecting from Google Hangouts it's a big to-do we I gotta figure out what to do with it from my other channel I'm gonna plug it Mike in maurices mind escape check that YouTube channel out ladies and gentlemen do you like perverse it's called mind escape for a reason man you got to get outside your own mind it's a great show you guys are awesome you guys have real guests in it it feels official I love it well I did it is official like I don't Michael the main guy my cousin hooked up with this like a publishing company and they send them all the people that published through the books through them so you know we have on doctors and these people I have actual cloud it's not just alien dude in the basement you know they have people some of these people have some serious credentials so yeah sweet I love watching it I was listed on the plane home I had a I had one a year old podcast with the sports stuff you and Rob and I was listening to that I think it was your birthday episode that shit was pretty funny yeah Rob's a good co-host and obviously went to school for him stuff that was a fun time and that was getting our feet wet in the comedy area just start you know so yeah yeah my only way to communicate was through sound effects Bobby Bobby Bobby yeah you did good though we were gonna get better make someone you know it is life happens so uh you know this episode probably is gonna be two extremely long but I'll already touch base to see what you've been up to this summer we just had the fourth and well you never know what you eat oh yeah yeah yeah that was the first question okay so uh you have we let you know you got to pack as light as possible so we get this backpack or food obviously you could bring whatever you want but I bring a couple of trash no it's not too bad like well first I bring these dry these dry aged like sausages Bors had I buy the best that shit I can buy like it's like you know twelve bucks for a little stick but if you know what the refrigerator until you open it so I have I'll take one of those and I'll take some like corn tortilla wraps so I make sandwiches during the day which I just I just need a person or how do you cook it no well yeah yeah the freeze-dried stuff you boil water you pour it into the bag and then you let it sit there for depending on with the meal is you know five to twenty minutes and then it like rehydrates the food some of it's some of its good like the macaroni and cheese isn't bad I mean essentially when you boil yours doing the same thing at your house you know 140 minutes what's the 20 minute air cooker umm which ones I had this chicken alfredo that was pretty good though the ones that are noodles take a little longer because they have to absorb the water and stuff but ya know it's it's it's chat it's Chuck full of not vitamins and nutrients no it really is it go ahead I was just saying be fun to do a skit where the fat guy aka me shows up with this massive backpack and I got like gourmet meals cuz you just said to start there you go well you can bring any you mean obviously you can bring whatever you want right you're just gonna be buying what I bring is backpack you know backpacking food we have a skit where the guy shows up it just has way too much food the fat guy doesn't even have a tent or a sleeping bag this is a rotisserie chicken we've got a smoker this guy's making brisket it's got fucking t-bones in there a man that everyone else dies and this is the last guy standing like a king until the end the storms gone because I told you guys the pack where'd everybody go well don't bring my reason right I'm cook Kevin you might like it I you know it's you're out in the woods though so like I was saying it's it's got all the stuff you need when you're done hiking for a day you it's got I don't know we have me and my cooking up right there at a camp spot or what's going on it depends on it depends on what the activity is but we like to do these loops so we did like a 30-mile loop you go in and then you hike around in a massive circle so every day you're seeing something new that's the kind that's kind of stuff that we look to do because you know everybody are you camping along the loop yes yeah every day yeah you plant it out there's different spots along the loop and then you can you don't have gone no for what animals dude yeah well there's black bear we saw moose and stuff I'm making a couple videos you'll you'll get a kick out of some of this stuff but I think the moose are more dangerous than the Bears and what a few you're not doing the voiceovers for the animals I want in on that oh yeah that's a whole nother idea yeah we should do that we have yeah yeah it's like what's that movie where Ray Romano's Brasserie do I can do something good just with a fucking pasture of cows yeah I mean unfortunately that's all animals dude you want to eat this or do you want to fuck I mean that's that's the whole fucking skit right there here comes mom by owner fuck this guy this guy tries to beat me off again I'm gonna fucking splooge all over him Wow it's like a demented go I mean Adam Sandler's got that you know he's done it but did he have video to it that's a different element no we gotta do video in Ireland a comedy would be great well we just wrote we wrote about four skits tonight so if you hear if that you if you out there listening and you you know you like one of our ideas please comment below we're always looking for feedback and let us know what you think go ahead and smash that like button you know it's getting annoying that Bell it's due today every video I watch all these guys radio bro it's like guy why am I do I really want to be a part of this whole community I mean I like I like YouTube and I learned so much from it there's so much cool stuff but at the same time it's like it's getting commercial about this most commercial as it can get yeah it's it's tough man and then I you know I agree on I like this wrestler podcast by Chris Jericho mm-hmm and he's been real hot lately because you say he had a different restaurant I talked to punch a shit about WWE cuz it's just left there so it's a real popular on a bunch of millions listen to it but this dude does ads and he he's really good at it like he makes you believe that he actually is cooking Omaha Steaks on his off time apparently honest about that yeah well they're probably sending him a fucking boat low but you the Father's Day kid was really amazing it's probably the best steak I ever grilled yeah but like I'm just thinking like god damn Dave like but it's a that's a talent and I love marketing it's just sometimes I just want to hear the fucking podcast and I don't want to pause for Omaha Steaks well they got to pay their bill somehow YouTube's only given a my tank I almost rather put that in the background around the mic foam or something you know like have a little here maybe a Omaha Steaks on the headphones but I don't know whatever teachers on but just brings it up yeah the one one so mistakes start sending you free shit you're gonna be all over that I get it I understand the process but I'm just so that's some good meat – what are you talking about I'd do it it's gotta be it almost has to be free like I feel like it's not it's a it's cuz it's easy dude it's bad pay you know it's back packing food it's Hungry Howie's oh that's what that's what you want to get sponsored by yeah there you go mountain house come get your dust on with only 20 minutes time I had chicken alfredo was ready piping hot and fresh as hell yeah i refresh – refrigerant to cook – dehydrated to table and then I add water and then I eat it it was fucking great it shows you open the bag it's pure slop you pour the water you pull out a fucking fully cooked t-bone you go it's this simple when you're done with the deal Fredo can bathe liquid gold ladies and gentlemen that's not him oh yeah that's it I like that idea we should do some hiking food commercials mountain house damn I'm hungry grab something out of the backpack that doesn't weigh much and just needs a little bit of water in some time fire up that Coleman stove boil the water cause I'm getting hungry yeah Coleman's not very good hiking stuff that's very heavy so don't don't talk bro you don't know remember that time we went hiking the last time we went camping guys jail and socks on sticks and turning him into torches you don't remember that oh yes yes I do I think that was a fourth of July extravaganza wasn't it dad I don't remember but I remember we put socks on things and we had a coon attack whoa bro what a raccoon let's make that very clear a raccoon this guy's gonna man he gonna get us banned within the first fucking episode please dude my goodness not getting so oh my aunt just got booted from Facebook marketplace because she was trying to sell a garden pot labeled it garden pot for sale and had a picture of a garden pot and Facebook emailed her and said you're not allowed to sell pot on Facebook yeah that's because it's just an algorithm it's unbelievable really it's idiot yeah it's idiot well what are you gonna do buy this garden pot with this fresh aloe plant I was messing around on Facebook like I texted so I posted something saying you know Facebook banned me you know fuck this bah bah blah and I don't think it's weird I thought like it recognizes the words and then they won't show it I was asking all these people if they saw the post and it wasn't like normally going in to feed it's pretty strange I don't know it might just be me very paranoid but I'm sure they have did you sell all your Facebook stock at that point never had and he never will someone's having to go public oh please zero I feel like it's a volatile one I feel like it's too volatile for my liking so I I answer your question I just remember I'll do it go ahead no no no what we're just saying about back thinking I forgot about that no I was gonna go into something else but if you want to finish what you're saying I don't want to step on your toes all right well you don't have anything to say but what did you would you do over the fourth man we're looking for some videos we're looking for a big big Jimmy at the family outing fucking ripping on people's pasta salads and spitting on spitting on kids what's going on I went to my sister's and kind of chilled out they had a great little time with my brother-in-law and my my niece she's so awesome well yeah stupid smart age you got potty-trained in two weeks she's only two and a half like I should make me look bad she literally makes me look bad so and she's two and a half so I'm scared about that but it's awesome she's cool and so hung out there had some my brother was into craft beer heart so like he always has awesome beer for me there that I've never had and I just have a different one like until I pass out yeah that's that's always been a slippery slope for me the craft beer that's something I got to stay away from I had a funny story though my mom's that the my mom's at the table and she goes I was taking a shower this morning and found an empty beer can in the shower and my sister's like what the hell and I'm like uh uh Justin sitting right next to me my brother wha uh-oh uh-oh shower beer and Justins like yep fuck should we be talking about this or is the intervention coming soon I love I love it a little shower beer came up yesterday on Xbox with my other boys do my one guy gets other shower he goes damn I must have took a long shower if I drank two beers in there yeah that's like my cousin man this guy would come home from work he'd be cracking he came up with an invention to hold beer in the shower I had a burst this bubble I had to look it up on you on Facebook at or I had to look it up on Amazon and show him the device that he invent they already exists crushed them all that effort all that thinking and hard time gone I never could drove back to the drawing board yeah I could never drink it I remember going getting home from landscaping going out with our old boss it's got would take us right to the bar you'd force it you wouldn't force you but I'm buying you pizza I'm buying beer let's go so we'd all go to the bar and then by the time you got home I took multiple showers hammered I remember getting home it's like seven you're five six brews deep and you're not gonna stop and you feel like ass I had Weather Channel dialed in at all times just praying for rain praying for rain but gross point it just been drained man what's going on there's like a force field around Grosse Pointe that never would rain new landscapers get about six months off due to weather conditions here oh if you bet you in the winter but gee you work one day a week in the winter sometimes you know but yeah yeah no it's just being a being the grunt and complaining you know that's how it is it all the jobs let's so that's that's a that's a brutal job though you're out in the heat and shit like I remember having to edge like two full blocks at once it's brutal or the cold ramen robbed it on 23 hour no I'm sorry a 36-hour shift with me time on slow man Rob's a different part of the fatter of comedy crew 36-hour restraint if I remember correctly we only had one eat break we might not even had that I knew I was toast but we had to go back out like 14 hours later and do it again but not 30 hours we went 36 hours straight that's the most I ever made in one snowfall DAC local place commercially in Detroit paid me every time to push the snow when they got an inch and a half they said they didn't want their big old tuxedo party to have to walk out more than an inch and a half of snow so push it every time it gets to an inch and a half so it's just every four hours push we just never stopped by the time you did the whole area you push it again yeah they're pretty ritzy over there I remember we played there like in a band upstairs and my ex-girlfriend was there at the time my girlfriend at the time and after we played I walked out and started mingling with her and her friends and the people came out they're like you you're a part of the help here you can't talk to the guests you can't eat the food so they stuck us back in the corner like rats gave us a couple of fucking crackers and that was it I would have told him the fucking check didn't clear yet you guys calm down I didn't know I didn't know what to say there was a straight-up dress code oh I know these guys then I remember I was talking to some of the waiters and waitresses and they had this big old block a brie and there was like a tiny little sliver chopped off the side I'm like dude you know grab some of that Brie take that home nibble on that or you know wrap it up maybe we give it to some homeless people and shit like no they just through reading the garbage I guess there's some like health code thing you can't take food once it's opened you can't take it out and you can't give it to the homeless so that was intense it was a lot of money just thrown in the garbage can but hey that's how the ritzy live yeah well once you go homeless you've given up brie for life I mean I'm fortunately that's how that works yeah you don't have to give him the brie but you know not the little jam on top you know with some some some sugar that's some good eating fun fact of the DAC women weren't allowed past the FOIA until 96 yeah I was like they said the rules like on the Titanic 96 that's not even that long ago you couldn't hear a woman you couldn't go past the foyer hang out here juts I'm going to have myself a beer and bowl a little bit yeah that was that that place is it's quite quite interesting did you get to use a great facility yeah for a white male I'm sure I'm sure you were like I treated like a king over there cigars and fucking brandy no oh no there's a good demographic there but uh but um no I couldn't use the facilities now a professional man couldn't do that yeah I was sanction to the corner like the band the band had it better the band's one notch above you the fucking band had it better than me and I tried to walk in the room they'd be like hey unless you're assisting the band get the fuck out of here oh you didn't walk in the room and if people don't know we're talking about we're talking about the Detroit Athletic Club right now I mean when we went there to play we had to be smuggled up from the basement through these halls and then you just you go into the backstage and you're just there and then after you better go down so you better slip it on Cena at WrestleMania oh yeah man early getting into this wrestling stuff huh oh yeah talk about comedy you had me go back and watch that Howard Stern interview with gold dust with Tourette's you know can I get oh uh can I get a water it is one even and then already starts getting in he's like yeah I'm going to my mom's blah that was pissing Goldust off I think if you watched through the lines there well you're pretending to have Tourette's first of all how is he not reprimanded by any any group that supports Toronto he said about five hundred times it's not to rest okay okay yeah yeah I was electrocuted now I'm back yeah right right right right that was Robbie Orton in the Undertaker Oh guys like a fucking monkey out there I remember my one buddy in high school loved wrestling and he used to love Goldust but I had no idea I didn't know this guy was like I was half ape that was a short gimmick that didn't last long in fact I wasn't watching it during that age so when you told me about that when I said Goldust the other dude with Tourette's I was like it took me a minute to even remember that's that had gone on cuz that's not his normal character I mean if you go back he was he was almost like Caitlyn Jenner he was a movie star that didn't know his sexy weren't waiting to the to the ring he got D got D robed in the ring and had a woman's lingerie on and so he would he flirted in 96 97 98 with like a real edgy bit yeah there's this one there's actually a clip of him walking down walk into the to the ring and you can see camel toe yes oh yeah he wore that thing so tight there they all do but no wrestling Rockland's wrestling's coming back though isn't a billy corgan but I think the NWO or the NWO and he but some we're gonna say yeah yeah he bought ah he bought some long wrestling establishment and then Tony Khan the owner of Jacksonville Jaguars just started a billion-dollar one to go against WWE called aew that's gonna they've had three shows so far and it is some funny shit it's awesome busting chairs people's heads again a lot of blood gold dust is in a match against his brother most blood I've ever seen in a match he cut his forehead I mean the whole ring was literally a puddle of blood it was almost too gruesome whoa but hey you know what I wanted to talk to you about his video games real quickly I want to do it we're talking about writers room and bits I want to do a video game that soon something either just one dude that's harassing people or I mean bunch of ways we can go with it we could like make fun of fortnight in that stuff and we act like live-action characters you know yeah or we could get in and start making front of the Disney stuff you know whether it's Aladdin or a real lion report yeah that's that you know everybody's been kind of just razzing on all those movies lately I think Disney's been geeked it's taken it I guess they're making money off of them but the quality of movie now yeah no way no we're not making money all they're making billions but I'm saying dude Marvel versus verbally done that while they've the newer I think the new x-men lost a bunch of the loot yeah maybe I'm maybe I'm mistake I don't have well here's where they fuck off they pump them out too quick dude let it let it steam a little bit give it 20 minutes for that Alfredo to get warm right right how are you pumping out a next minute two weeks or three weeks after endgame like chill out a minute now they're worried releasing endgame I think they want to beat avatars records so they're re-releasing endgame before they put it out on blu-ray or anything so well that's the high only post that was my only point was it's like like the old-school duh directors they actually had a passion they had a relator reason to make the movie now it's just make a movie to make money I don't like that that's not a pure all those directors I disagree maybe with this x-men bullshit but I'm talking about end game and those brothers that made endgame an infinity war are absolutely superb yeah no I don't have a problem I don't know a problem with the Avengers you know the endgame stuff whatever I I'm thinking more of these these installments of x-men spider-man Batman because some of the Batman stuffs unbelievable clues Christopher Nolan had a vision for it though and that's what these these these newer movies maybe they needed like an ultimate vision instead of just pumping them out one by one look at the vision of marvellous 21 movies summed up into two it saw to go in 11 years making these movies all the culminate to two was to me so far in advance planning that it's like was that even we were able to get the idea it's not as good as infinity war though see like I'm a I'm a Revenge of the Sith dude I'm a fuckin Empire Strikes Back guy man I like the second one where they were the bad guy wins man kind of pisses me off nowadays the bad guy doesn't win they never let him win dude in these movies even well your dick the ball tell crowd looking Thor will get Iron Man there's three of them Iron Man wins every fucking one the Iron Man never loses you know Oh Iron Man one is pretty good let's not buy Iron Man no no no but I'm saying there's three of them and he wins every fucking one of them like Star Wars had it down pat when there was the first three and the second one they get their ass beat that's how it works and and infinity war gave you that the bad guy wanted was fucking great now you're left with this cliffhanger to where look how many people went and saw in gaming the buzz on it dude it was that's how they should dude sometimes they should do one movie where the fucking guy loses fucking train spot or transporter sometimes he doesn't fucking transport him he gets fucking leg he just can't run away quick enough he was almost there it was a hell of a job damn it the Asian guy got him what's that guy's name he's a prank this guy's always running and he's an Expendables do the Expendables just culminates all of them into like 18 mega stars into one crap movie by Stallone well you know I think they knew what that like Van Damme is like embracing his whatever now and he's just he knows he sees how comical as though the old movies when he's just yelling and going nuts I think the expendables might be up that alley no I don't know I thought it was prettier I read it movie I saw at the theater was Van Damme and sudden death well he's got to put the poem out with the Pittsburgh Penguins playing in a good the game goes into overtime buy some more time to put the bomb out it's unbelievable he plays a goalie in it he's got all kinds yeah yeah yeah he's out on the ice at one point makes the final save ascended to Oh tears oh shit he's making butterfly stops he's building up that role for a while we knew we could do the splits in time cap and then they put it on me already can do the splits why shouldn't he be able to be unbelievable goaltender against pro athletes I love in the Joe Rogan podcast where they talk about his Stevens to go a real real badass and he's like yeah you know he's really trained and everything then the guy pulls up a clip and it's just like eight guys like walking it's a go like walking not running nothing insta go so it's like slow flip yeah slow slow and Joe's like okay maybe not there pull up a different one I was just watching the the original Ninja Turtles movie the other day great film brah I remember going to see that six or seven years old and oh my goodness was I so pumped out yeah I want to be AMC AMC Gratiot theater dude we left that my boy Nate and uh Jeff and we got back to the house and we fought in his backyard imaginary foot clans for about eight hours till the Sun went down on a Saturday maybe you got to talk about memories oh we love the Ninja Turtles back that data that's the advantage of that Casey Jones did oh my god did we get so fired up Jose can think Oh bat you didn't pay money for this I remember the lines Man III did the same thing I wouldn't saw wouldn't make my cousin Nick and my older cousin Jason and when we came out of that theater when that Sun hit my eyes I was rolling around I was doing jump kicks around houses Pizza Mikey you're a half-hour late it's a free pie that's the first scene in the movie he's sitting there wake up we sitting there waiting for the pizza guy under the under the sewer there it's a great talk about the culmination but both those are great examples of comic books books written and then turned into a movie and I guess it wasn't amazing insight in Disney but they did have to go back and in find the comic books and there's so many comic books they could have picked anything to pick that series that leads up to infinity war you know Stan Lee did what an absolute genius yeah that guy was unbelievable you didn't even barely make money from that he invented all those guys but it was under Marvel so he didn't really get like when they made all the movies he didn't see a percentage of that because he doesn't own the rights Marvel does no way I'm serious look this stuff up but you know part of he got to be in the movie so that was cool look this stuff up you little subtle we get on the producer of the goddamn show told me I didn't have to look anything up I can like and look it up but you know you might have to carry the conversation I'm just kidding no held on oh well you know what are you gonna do reported the people this time live on Stan Lee in 1977 he said he wanted to kill the owner of Marvel well I'd only imagine the politics well it's the best movie you've seen this in the last six months and game I gotta check this out huh I haven't seen the new spider-man but see you so much led up to endgame I'm a Marvel fan man I've seen all 21 so it all led up to that and infinity where was so amazing that I thought endgame was great it's just the you know is that your favorite Marvel movie infinity war that's your favorite Marvel movie had any of them one Harborside yeah the bad guy wins and it's absolutely superb it's a gripping story it's it's the only one I've watched more than five times – zooming when I own or know I own the fur I own the first Avengers but I don't own infinity war I don't like fun okay yeah it's on there well I liked it in 2012 but when infinity war comes out it really puts all of them to shame so it was like but for ragnaroks really funny and good black panthers great there's some up there ant-man one – I like a lot of them but the greatest one is is the Empire Strikes Back it is infinity or it's when the bad guys win in the lead a cliffhanger I like spider Matt the original spider-man with Tobey Maguire the second one I thought that was one of the better Marvel adaptations that Sony but I don't know the first infinite are the first Avengers I just don't know maybe I got to rewatch it but it seemed just to over than not but no it's it's weak compared the new spider-man sound now I got to see that I didn't mean to see that with a friend and I just actually I watched the cartoon one into the spider verse I was pretty interesting I heard it was pretty good yeah I know there's a different dimension it sounded kind of interesting a lot of these sites that rank um said it's the best Marvel movie out of any of them well it's a cartoon I mean my deal with endgame in infinity war is president gave us four hundred million and we couldn't produce that if Disney gave us all that money and so yeah there's no way and how well like when you start making respect on it yeah you can once you start making stuff like you're on your own and you see how much effort like in the dogon – murphy the second episode when we did that blood squirt that shit took us like all day to get all that stuff ready to put the blood in the in the container to get the right consistency so it's sprayed out of the container to get you it was insane it's a literally a ten-second if that shot so yeah if they gave me the money I threw the the orchestration of these big battle scenes is like it's so you have to map it out to the fucking teeth insane you gotta you literally have to be a genius to direct those kind of movies so one harbor son good or bad you know like the same thing with the Game of Thrones it's like yeah the story might have been lacking but I'm not gonna say that the cinematography was shitty that that's that's some insane stuff when you're working with horses and they're falling down real horses how do you even do that all ruined by a Starbucks cup but no you know the Starbucks cup heard around the world it was it was it wasn't that it was just I don't know they were those guys rushed it they got do they got money in their eyes they're all hooked up with the right in the new style and it was money they write in the new Star Wars they said fuck this game of Thrones this guy didn't write us any more source material or we're gonna make up whatever we want we know how he wants to end it but we're now we're gonna get there ten times faster than needed to be that's that was the problem with it the ending might be good if it's slowly drawn out like I don't know I don't know if you watch that show or not but I've had it I had a massive problem with it well I was looking forward to you guys doing commentary on the last season but we saw one episode and then man I couldn't even well I couldn't even do it anymore no I know I got a lot of backlash that's a real hard thing you know it's like it's like the last Seinfeld I thought the last Seinfeld was amazing we've got so much backlash I don't know how you ever live up to the actual moment you know it's so impossible and that's why infinity warren and game were so great they lived up to the moment and the moment was so big the anticipation was so large that it was hard to live up to it and those want those are two of the ones that in my life have I liked comedy movies if you asked me what my favorite sorry I was thinking about this as we were gonna go I was you know one of the only movies I've seen three times that the theater was old-school yeah I absolutely loved that when he stops the breaks in the first scene stops the breaks and calls him a faggot I don't know it was like this guy's getting us banned all over the place tonight I am repeating the movie I don't agree with the word I don't use in my everyday life if I'm saying it was a way that I knew this movie was gonna be about as edgy as they got for that time well sing it he's on next time I hear about this guy that just got fired because he was doing in her office emails he was a Tupac superfan got fired because he was an interoffice emails over thousands of them daily not in thousands daily but thousands over the course of his career to everybody in the office is motivational quotes from Tupac songs and every Friday in his office en what he called Tupac Friday where he blasted Tupac music and they got rid of him I don't think he's getting unemployment was he a white male middle-aged you've got no brie left I'll tell you that much Wow way to read it all back up well we had a first little go here we got some ideas out this is gonna be a nice nice document that we can go back to what was that idea about the gaming lose that idea about the Penguins talking about ever watch it again I'll be blown away but yeah you never know man real bad for anybody that sat through 30 seconds of it not to mention I'm not going back to watch it again well then but unless you're talking about fresh Omaha Steaks and boy do I love them and on that note I'd like everyone to hit the like button smash the subscribe button yeah actually you know what don't fucking hit the button don't subscribe don't listen I don't give a shit we do this for fun we do this for for ourselves and I guess that's all you really can do in this day and age yeah I don't know what I don't know what the public's gonna like because I see what they like that Tic Tac shit it's unreal you got a biscuit about escape rooms why is that so yeah in the least things in what a fucking gimmick you oughta pay me I'll lock you in this room tell me if you can get your ass out of here I was gonna say no I'm gonna start charging people lock him out of my balcony and see if they can get in well this this Halloween you should hit write room outside I know you know get some fucking posters made have some arrows pointing into your house escape room go right in your basement and I think you know where I'm going with this I got refrigerator box I'll put over your head for ten bucks I'll smash in the small fat for an hour all right there's the book with a quiz in there see if you can find your way out you ever seen the movie buried alive no but if you lock me in a goddamn room I promise you my lawyers getting called and no way and how am I paying someone for it when we were younger I used to go to my dad's house my parents were divorced every weekend I'd go to my dad's and you know we'd rent these I didn't know what I thought they were just movies at the time but it turned out that there were some br8 like the critters movies you ever seen those yes why so every weekend it was a new hole some of them might have been up there but I remember lawnmower man critters buried alive that shit really stuck in my head I'm like eight years old you don't know about this point but I went to I auditioned to be a in murder mystery boat tour as an actor I bet that'd be perfect for you yeah but they don't they don't give you any wiggle room I mean you can you stick to the script the script was absolute poop you know I'm trying to do small subtle funny changes or anything and just a minute there were bursal it was it was obviously hey if you can't do what's written and I'm not that's not my style like I think I could do it if I had to force myself and like you said the old evil buck but they don't pay enough it was more just to get your acting chops together and how much was that gig I want to say it was aha I want to say it was 150 for six hours or something I mean it wasn't bad but it was a lot David you had to get dressed up you had obviously had to be a character you're dealing with all these douchebags that paid 200 bucks to go out on this thing I'm the Detroit princess so it's like what is it like a live version a clue yes 100% yeah and like you did the same one every time and it was just so repetitive and like I didn't I ended up saying no after the first three rows I was like it's not for me isn't funny enough this is what we do different ones there's a comedy one too I'm like willing to see that well they're like oh but it's not written yet we're gonna do that but yeah okay guys see you got one skit for every Saturday night I'm good how'd you get hooked up with that I saw it I was looking at classifieds and stuff to just just see what was around town when I was working downtown but you know I always had a passion to act and I always thought I was good at it I always got told in my acting classes I was good at it so I did that I auditioned for an tough aunt aunt Mohammadi aunt no yeah yeah lost upon lunch you know he looked exactly like him I was second running yeah the suit didn't fit don't you get don't you get recognized as Paul Rudd all the time on the street Kevin James is the one I get the moment yeah that's I can see that who that guy that bagging Remmy meet me near something what's that chicks name I don't think he's banging her I'm pretty sure it's a show yeah it's called pretend asshole when nah super bad first came out I had a chick that sat next to me at the bar and would not leave me alone until I autographed her napkin Jonah Hill I had a goatee going at the time literally sat two feet from me right here and would not stop I was with my buddy and she's like I know I already read her in town filming a movie this is what Detroit was given all those tax incentives and I go yeah right now I'm not Jonah Hill literally my name is James Marchetti no no I know you're Jonah Hill I know you're in town filming stop lying I won't tell anyone that goes on for twenty nine twenty minutes I'm getting annoyed I'm like what do you got I go where's what do you what do you want me to sign she goes I knew it here sign the staff key and you should have got you I signed it I signed it James Marchetti literally I signed that James where I can't he handed it to her and she went away a happy is about these autographs aren't free honey I live right around the corner let's let's let's take care of the price here I live in my dad's basement yeah but it's a cool ass basement you never seen a fucking bad or pad like this before but you guys are both bachelors there's nothing wrong with that you call me a roommate I was rockin yeah halo time we're playing poker down there soundproofed soundproof perfect perfect fucking bachelor pad so I don't know is there anything you'd like to say are there any words of wisdom to wrap this up with I want to do some more shooting for Sampson Ellie soon all right I know you're losing a little bit of interest right now because we're getting a little stale and everything's getting pushed back but I really I like that I want to finish the dogon of Murphy I want to actually have a beginning middle and an end to it I want to have flesh the story out a little more but if we're gonna do it we got to do it right you know what I'm saying yeah the shot with my mom is phenomenal we got it we got to continue it it made it britain breathe new air into the way we can do it yeah it's not Avengers you know but it's getting better we have to work with other Avengers man we're using better cameras we have better skills yeah yeah that scene does look pretty sweet though I like the UH your mom's it was awesome they became together real well to Jimbo's in the same room my mom will be more serviceable than we realized – we got to cut some skits where we could use her elsewhere cuz she can get vulgar and stuff – and I can tell she had fun that day yeah I wanted I didn't know how graphic to get it stuff like well you know we're working around someone's mom but that show is so vulgar you know I'm talking about getting getting blowjobs lashed out yeah well you eat if you don't that you're not being your true to your character so and I love that fucking song yeah well the girl that plays Mary Ellen your love interest is actually she takes improv classes that go comedy we'll give her a shout out Colleen she's having a what do they call like a presentation or and it's not that it's like a every after they their class does their segment they have a present not a presentation it's a fuck I don't know the whole group the whole class like gets on stage and then they do their thing like live in front of an audience so that's on Monday I'll be going to that checking that out you know maybe I can meet some more peeps to get down with our with our comedy group walk around with that name yeah so yeah it was two more open-air stuff art galleries and stuff just putting some GoPros on and walking around cutting jokes on people the way that's actually not a bad idea put a couple of uh but put a couple of boobs and some tuxedos and send them loose on the city you know I'm dead I'm deadly in public yeah eatin steak coffin meat juice everywhere this guy here sir excuse me sir it's cracking fuckin gotta get cracking uh coasters and crab shells uh squirt and shit in the fucking waiters eyes big boy did it big boy Kevin James over there you want his autograph well let's wine it down I mean we got a little bit of our summer out we got a little bit of our comedy ideas coming forth and we're gonna put them to use and we'll have a format going Thursdays at 8:00 it sounds like he ran out and they will get better 100% we're really fine line here folks so you know stay tuned and be patient because it won't always be just this jargon we'll get a mind swap on what we want to talk about and each week will be changing maybe we have current events maybe we cut on some people but you know it is what it is we're gonna have some special guests – we'll get Maurice Maurice is cousin Maisie and Rob and Charlie and the other people a fan earth out here and we'll really Google hangout until the first August yeah I told you no that's like two weeks away so well hang on a permanently banned after this one anyway so right well that's what happened last time the best things in life weren't free this guy tried to play some tunes and I got shut down quickly we got flagged immediately that's all right there's a bad no we probably should've just left up but whatever know it please it pays homage to the band that did it it's a good thing I know all right well dry flat you know leave a comment below would you like what you don't like make fun of us as harsh as harshly as you want we're big boys we can take the jokes and that's what the fat earth is all about just getting comedy out there and exposing the leper for all the bullshit that it has this fat-ass earth if you will anything else Jim themselves a great night Jimmy said it first they'll be ready for his rap will be released soon and we're all waiting for that I don't I don't have the beep pulled up here but next time we'll start the show with a nice my phone's charged and we'll start it next time with out of copyright infringement cuz it's our song all right well it's Jimbo and Mo signing off peace a revered ecchi

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