Musicians Read Funny Mean Tweets!

Musicians Read Funny Mean Tweets!



common is that the model for your penis I can't stand this near cheering like why the do you have you and your records in different is that Charlie Wilson reminds me and that old creepy uncle you weren't allowed to be along with growing up it's used to punch one piece in the face it would be Blake Shelton that bloated like a ferret with her baby afro how music takes you away to another place like Mumford and Sons is playing at this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant rather hear Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker singer power ballad growl looks like a sewer rat I don't know your music cuz I don't drive a pickup and I don't sleep with my sister fair enough Katy Perry is the perfect example of fit but annoying as Lil Wayne looks like a crab apple I don't know the crab apple is oh yeah 2 Chainz looks like Whoopi Goldberg one of my employees was talking about how the chainsmokers are actually pretty good and don't deserve all the hate so I fired him Tiger pants too tight hashtag this you Blake Shelton and you inbred him let's face it the girls from Ohio are ugliest and perform like they're orgasming I kind of like that ed Sheeran is still ugly Wiz Khalifa looks like a homeless woman I really want to just flick Iggy azalea's stupid mall off her face and into the big job Gambino looks like he tried to suck his own a few times that's fair auto-tuned queef gum style is so not knowing like JSC I wanna shove a stick up sized ass so he cannot dance anymore you can do it but I still can't dance this wing is a moron it needs to be kicked in the balls I don't think anyone deserves to be kicked in the balls at under any circumstances I think that you should take these violent thoughts and place your energy somewhere a little more productive well it's an ace at rocky a load of height boat yawn next why everybody's entitled to their own opinion so I'm not really mad at that I feel like Remy Ma physically fights her beats like she can't rap on beat to save her life Remy Ma also physically fights people that talk on Twitter like all right come on I wish I could make music like Rachel Marie to make millions of dollars for it I mean give it a try yo dj khaled focus all getting your fat ass in shape god you can't inspire people to be great when you haven't seen it in years imagine a power but then that power takes it that's what trippy rent looks like logic is the worst rapper of all time Paula Deen can rap better yeah that's me instead I just farted and it smells like Wally's entire discography must be eating Carrie goat ty dolla sign looks like the crab form Oh Anna uh sure seems like he'll stop in the dead-ass middle of sex because he got chilly Babu tits look like three baby lol meghan trainor looks like that girl my parents would force me to listen to if i were white Lil Wayne is what happens when you pour for local on a gremlin hey what happened to t-pain there's still a massive market for music damn it music or not I'm doing way better than you [Applause]

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