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New World School of the Arts – NWSA Rising Stars 2017

New World School of the Arts – NWSA Rising Stars 2017

♪ [music] ♪ – [Male 1] Oh, it’s the 30th anniversary of New World tonight! – [Male 2] Happy birthday to New World School of the Arts. Give us another 30 great years. – [Female 1] I never thought any of us would get married. – [Female 2] I know, especially Mandy. – I know!

Demetri Martin Shares His Early Comedy Drawings

Demetri Martin Shares His Early Comedy Drawings

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. MY NEXT GUEST IS A COMEDIAN WHO WROTE, DIRECTED, AND STARS IN THE NEW MOVIE “DEAN.”>>I CAN’T LIVER THERE. IT’S RIDICULOUS. IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR ME TO STAY THERE. IT’S TOO BIG?>>IT’S TOO BIG?>>YEAH.>>COULD YOU JUST, LIKE, NOT USE ALL THE ROOMS OR SOMETHING. MAYBE

Tattoo Roulette w/ One Direction

Tattoo Roulette w/ One Direction

WE’RE ABOUT TO PLAY WHAT IS PROBABLY THE CRAZIEST GAME WE’VE EVER HAD ON OUR SHOW. IT’S A GAME THAT I AM ALREADY REGRETTING THINKING OF. IT’S TIME FOR “TATTOO ROULETTE” WITH ONE DIRECTION! [APPLAUSE] REGGIE: ♪ “TATTOO ROULETTE” ♪ ♪ JAMES: HERE’S HOW IT WORKS. ON THIS TABLE WE HAVE FIVE BOXES. INSIDE FOUR

Stevie Wonder Carpool Karaoke

Stevie Wonder Carpool Karaoke

[APPLAUSE] JAMES: ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE OK TO DRIVE?>>WHAT? JAMES: I’M SAYING ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE OK TO DRIVE? BECAUSE THIS IS MAKING ME A BIT UNEASY.>>MY HANDS ARE — JAMES: JUST BETTER BE SAFE THAN SORRY.>>I’VE GET A LICENSE. JAMES: REALLY?>>WAIT A MINUTE, I DON’T. JAMES: OH. YOU LEFT IT BACK AT THE —

Elton John Carpool Karaoke

Elton John Carpool Karaoke

HOW YOU DOING? HAVE YOU LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW? IT IS POURING DOWN WITH RAIN, AND PEOPLE IN L.A. JUST DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE. IT’S CARNAGE OUT THERE. I NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP ME GET TO WORK. WELL, I’M ACTUALLY IN YOUR GARAGE NOW. OH, YOU’RE A STAR. YOU’RE A LIFESAVER. I’LL SEE

Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!

Ellen’s Helping Out with Homework!

– SOME PEOPLE REALLY ENJOY THE HOLIDAYS. I’LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN’T: STUDENTS. BECAUSE THEY GET STRESSED OUT. MIDTERMS ARE HAPPENING. SO YOU KNOW ME, I’M ALWAYS TRYING TO HELP. I ASKED THEM IF THEY SEND ME THEIR HOMEWORK QUESTIONS, I’LL HELP ‘EM ‘CAUSE I HAVE A SEGMENT, HOMEWORKER HELPERER. – [singing] A, B, C.

Broadway Riff-Off w/ Neil Patrick Harris

Broadway Riff-Off w/ Neil Patrick Harris

>>James: OH, WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, NOW SINCE MOVING TO AMERICA I HAVE NOTICED THAT A LOT OF BIG COMPANIES USE ACRONYMS FOR THEIR NAMES LIKE FOR EXAMPLE GEICO, THEIR NAME ACTUALLY STANDS FOR.>>HEY, CORDEN, OVER HERE. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: SORRY, NEIL, WHAT.>>I’M SORRY?>>James: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THE TALK

Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump

Actual Trump Quotes Read By Cartoon Donald Trump

MEANWHILE, DONALD TRUMP DID A BIG INTERVIEW IN “THE WALL STREET JOURNAL” LAST WEEK. AND LAST WEEK, FRIDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. NOW THE JOURNAL PUBLISHED THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE INTERVIEW IN A RELATIVELY FLATTERING ARTICLE USING PHRASES LIKE MR. TRUMP HOPSCOTCHED ACROSS A VARIETY OF POLICY AND PERSONAL TOPICS. I’M SCEPTICAL, HOPSCOTCH IS A