Tattoo Artists Reveal Most Uncomfortable Jobs (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

Tattoo Artists Reveal Most Uncomfortable Jobs (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)



to two artists and body misses of Reddit what is the most uncomfortable job you have had to do NSFW my aunt used to run it at a shop up until three years ago because it was in a bad location and she got a good enough offer of sale my favorite story of hers was that someone came in on street Paddy's day and wanted a tattoo of a shamrock around their asshole she refused that first but then the person offered her $2,000 and since the person was almost entirely sober she did it after hearing this story I remembered that my cousin's birthday is the 25th of March and she got a really nice laptop for it about six years back I'm pretty sure her computer had been bought with Bertolo money edit paddy not Pattie headed to apparently there was enough luck in that anal shamrock for me to receive gold thank you someone I used to know pierced his own sister's clit he said later that he regretted it I was getting a tattoo and this big homeless-looking guy walks in he looks at me my artist and takes his shirt off he turns around and shows us the dragon tattoo that his half complete on his back he then looks at my artist and says can you make that into like a fire truck or something my artist just exhales deeply as I can guess this guy does this a lot or something and says give me a few minutes to finish this up I'm a tattoo artist and a purser there are several uncomfortable things in the job I think one of the worst things is dealing with people coming into the shop messed up one time we had a guy who was totally drunk and was messing with the liquor store next door and got pepper sprayed in the face and came stumbling in the shop knocking stuff over one time I had a girl come in totally messed up and carrying around an old – TV crying super hard saying she needed a place to stay the worst one that comes to mind is this girl came in to get a haircut we let I know it was a tattoo shop she said okay so this is how I want my hair can you died to again this is a tattoo shop she said okay can I use the restroom my coworker said screw it let her use it and get her out of here so she uses the bathroom walks out and when I checked there's tons of hair on the ground and she starts acting super crazy knocking stuff over and being irate and my coworker calls the cops the cops come and thanked us because she escaped a mental institution in Oakland which is five and a half hours away from us when I was in my 20s I was a body bitter and I managed the shop I worked at a rather large woman requested a horizontal hood piercing this is not uncommon what was uncommon was her anatomy was very small I could barley find her lady parts sew her clitoris was very small and her thighs were very large she was also very nervous and kept clamping her thighs together I tried helping her breath and relax this did not help finally threatened target if she didn't stop clamping her thighs together she would have a needle in her thigh and a crooked piercing she somewhat cooperated and I finally got her piercing finished one of my worst ever experiences in a woman's crotch edit I stand by my volley not a tattoo artist or piss on myself but I remember the pisser being extremely annoyed that day why you ask a guy was in there three days earlier to get his member pierced he came back three days later when I was there to get a tattoo to come back and complain because he thought it was infected as soon as the pisser said why do you think it's infected I saw in her face that she regretted ever asking the guy got the piercing and then proceeded to do his girlfriend out the Hershey Highway the next day she spent the next half an hour nearly screaming from the stupidity of the guys actions even after she told him to not have sex or anything of the sort he wasn't the brightest bulb in the box as someone who had his member pierced I'm pretty astonished he was able to even have sex with it the first three days I was healing it was painful to even walk around let alone jam it in some holes my boyfriend is a tattoo artist and owns his own shop he once did a tattoo on an uncircumcised gentleman of a rabbit right on the head of his penis and a top hat on the foreskin so he would have a rabbit coming out of a hat he's also done wears Waldo's head on the head of a penis and to to the tea bag like a Tetley tea bag on someone's scrotum the stories he tells me are phenomenal and I don't know how he does it I asked my artist about this and he told me a great story about this good-looking blonde woman maybe early 30s wearing a nice suit she came in with a picture of a dog and wanted a memorial portrait to two of it and set an appointment for the next week first thing he thought was weird was that the picture of the dog looked like just some random dog picture that she found in a magazine or something then she shows up and informs him that she wants the tattoo on the inside of her butt cheek like right next to her asshole not one to turn down an interesting story he says let's do it so she strips down and spreads out and he starts as if most of it isn't weird enough at this point he notices that she almost seems to be getting off to it her squirming seemed normal at first because people he because it hurts especially considering the location but when she started moaning he knew something was up he said that tattoo took about twice as long as something that size should have because he was having trouble with not laughing and also had to wipe the area constantly because it was hella moist I had to make a bunch of Joker tattoos on some dude a few weeks ago guy was really weird green hair and makeup finger goes in cheeto bag finger goes in mouth finger grabs navel piercing why is it infected I had to tattoo very early in my tattoo career Snoopy's doghouse around an older woman's vagina when I asked why she said so when my husband pisses me off I cam sent him to the dog house fun times at a shop in Los Angeles years ago getting some work done asked the same question to the piercing lady she said a guy comes in regularly for business attire three-piece suite briefcase Oxford's a real Patrick Bateman type the first time and he wants to get his dick pierced so he goes to disrobe and from his waist to his mid thigh he is covered in Disney tattoos like covered Donald Duck Mickey Mouse Pluto the whole gang he also already has a dick piercing actually he has close to a dozen after his initial visit he came in every few months to add a dick ring or Disney character she said he was the weirdest fan she's ever had I saw a waitress get an apples pierced at a bar in Milwaukee years ago everyone was gathered around wincing I said to a girl next to me Jesus that's gotta hurt she immediately whipped the neck of her sweater down exposing her pierced tits and said it's not too bad I had a guys come in once who wanted this too too of an angel girl and devil girl making out and fingering each other not that weird but I go to stencil it on his back and he has like four other designs that are similar graphic sex acts okay maybe the guy's a freak no biggie so as I'm doing that a twosome show is on thats documenting life inside a woman's prison he starts talking about how he would love to be a guard at one of those facilities and how much fun it would be this goes on for some time just talking about how hot girls during the commercials are and how he'd love to duck them just no sense of self-awareness and how duct up he sounds to me then I realize at this point that this dude is probably a rapist or at least a sex offender in the making and I feel like doing this to to is only helping to usher him on his quest to ruin lives and be right back I don't know if that was actually the case or not but I felt grimy as duck afterwords TL dumped a tattooed porn on a probable rapist a co-worker of my dad's used to run a Pearson tattoos to Hyo before he got into the it business he got an email from a guy asking if it was possible for him to progressively gauge out his dick hell to the point where another man could duck him up his own Wang that email got moved straight to the trash folder I went with my roommates to get own apples and clit hood pierced that was a fun time when you to to people you have to shave the area I had this big fat guy come in for a back piece so in the middle of me shaving another man's back I quoted the family guideline where Peter tells Meg shave a man's back meg and he'll pull like a walrus everyone in the shop duck in lost it I don't really have anything against fat people but I think fellow tattoo artists know where I'm coming from sometimes people want to choose over some roles this is challenging because you kinda need to stretch the skin and it doesn't really look that great when the skin revert back to the hard to explain but imagine trying to tattoo over someone's fat rolls it's hard to explain that to the customer without being blunt which may piss them off if you just do it and they realize later how it he had can look they get pissed off – – in fat people in certain places sucks long story short I tattered a really fat chick on her back she didn't like how it kind of got distorted I told her if she lost weight it would straighten out and look good she wanted a refund

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