Tattoo Roulette w/ One Direction

Tattoo Roulette w/ One Direction


WE’RE ABOUT TO PLAY WHAT IS
PROBABLY THE CRAZIEST GAME WE’VE EVER HAD ON OUR SHOW.
IT’S A GAME THAT I AM ALREADY REGRETTING THINKING OF.
IT’S TIME FOR “TATTOO ROULETTE” WITH ONE DIRECTION!
[APPLAUSE] REGGIE: ♪ “TATTOO ROULETTE” ♪
♪ JAMES: HERE’S HOW IT WORKS.
ON THIS TABLE WE HAVE FIVE BOXES. INSIDE FOUR OF THEM IS THE WORD
“SAFE.” INSIDE ONE OF THEM IS THE WORD
“TATTOO.” EACH OF US WILL CHOOSE A BOX.
THE PERSON WHOSE BOX SAYS “TATTOO” IN IT WILL GET A TATTOO
RIGHT HERE LIVE ON THE SHOW. [APPLAUSE]
IF IT’S ONE OF THE BOYS, THEY WILL HAVE THE WORDS “LATE LATE”
TATTOOED ON THEM. IF IT’S ME — AND I PRAY TO GOD
IT ISN’T — I WILL HAVE “1D” TATTOOED ON ME.
WE HAVE OUR TATTOO ARTIST STANDING BY. IT HAS NEVER FELT MORE INNOCENCE
HERE. NOW NIALL, YOU ARE THE ONLY
MEMBER OF THE BAND WHO DOESN’T HAVE TATTOOS.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT THIS? NIALL: I’M REGRETTING. I I DON’T LIKE THIS. JAMES: I DON’T LIKE IT EITHER. YOU’RE GOING TO CHOOSE FIRST.
LOOK AT YOUR HANDS! OH, MY GOODNESS! YOUR HANDS ARE ACTUALLY SHAKING. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? THAT’S HOW I FEEL. NIALL: FIRST TIME ON TV. JAMES: ALL RIGHT.
NIALL, GO AND CHOOSE YOUR BOX FIRST. [APPLAUSE]
NIALL: DO I OPEN IT? JAMES: NO! DON’T OPEN IT. YOU’RE TAKING THAT BOX?
YOU’RE GOING TO CHOOSE THAT BOX? OK.
GO AND STAND — THE FIRST STANDS RIGHT TO THERE.
JUST WAIT RIGHT THERE. WAIT RIGHT THERE.
OK. HAROLD.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT ALL OF THIS?
HARRY: I’M ACTUALLY FINE. JAMES: OK. GO OVER AND CHOOSE YOUR BOX. HARRY: DON’T TRY TO SWAY ME. JAMES: OK. YOU MADE YOUR CHOICE.
YOU GO AND STAND NEXT TO NIALL. JUST THERE.
OK. LOUIS. HOW ARE YOU FEELING? LOUIS: IT IS JUST GOING TO BE
ANOTHER STUPID ONE, ISN’T IT? JAMES: GO OVER AND CHOOSE ANY
BOX YOU LIKE. LOUIS: HERE IT IS. JAMES: OH! OK.
LOUIS, GO STAND JUST THERE. 4 THAT ONE.
OK. LIAM.
LIAM: HOW ARE YOU FEELING? JAMES: NOT GREAT.
I WISH YOU LUCK. THERE ARE TWO BOXES TO CHOOSE
FROM. CHOOSE WHICH ONE YOU FANCY.
LIAM: THE END. JAMES: GOING ON PROBABLY.
I AM CHOOSING — I HAVE NO CHOICE.
BILLY, WHICH ONE DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CHOOSE? BILLY: THAT ONE. JAMES: THE RED ONE.
LIAM: I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO DEAL OR NO DEAL POXES. THAT IS GREAT. JAMES: DO YOU REMOVE THEM ALSO?
>>I DON’T. JAMES: WELL, THAT IS ALL WE HAVE
GOT TIME FOR TONIGHT. NIALL: LOOK AT JAMES.
LIAM: THIS GAME IS MAKING ME NERVOUS. JAMES: ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO. LIAM: I CAN’T BELIEVE WE’RE
DOING IT. JAMES: LIAM. LIAM: AM I GOING FIRST?
JAMES: YOU’RE GOING FIRST. LIAM, REVEAL.
[APPLAUSE] OK.
LOUIS? LOUIS: [BEEP]
JAMES: HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW? LOUIS: I’M MORE NERVOUS FOR YOU,
JAMES, TO BE HONEST. JAMES: LOUIS, PLEASE REVEAL. [APPLAUSE]
LOUIS: I HOPE YOU HAVE GOT IT IN THERE. LIAM: LOOK AT YOUR FACE. LOOK AT HIS FACE.
[LAUGHTER] JAMES: I GENUINELY DON’T EVEN
KNOW WHERE I’M GOING TO — ALL RIGHT. HARRY: JAMES.
JAMES: HAROLD? HARRY: REVEAL THE BOX. COME ON. OPEN THE BOX, PLEASE.
JAMES: JUST CRACKING UP HOW HILARIOUS THIS IS. OK.
[APPLAUSE] LOOK AT NIALL’S FACE!
LOOK AT NIALL’S FACE! OH, MY GOD!
I’M SORRY, NIALL, BUT I HONESTLY, I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE
ALIVE. [LAUGHTER]
OK. SO WE ARE DOWN TO THE LAST TWO
BOXES. HARRY? HARRY: YEAH? JAMES: IT IS TIME TO OPEN YOUR
BOX. HARRY: IT IS VERY INTIMIDATING,
THAT LIGHT. I MEAN —
[APPLAUSE] JAMES: HARRY STILES IS GETTING
TATTOOED RIGHT NOW. JUST TO PROVE THAT THIS IS SAFE,
NIALL, SORRY, JUST TO PROVE THAT THIS IS NOT NIALL, WILL YOU OPEN
YOUR BOX? OPEN YOUR BOX TO PROVE IT IS
SAFE. [APPLAUSE]
OK. HARRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO —
HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT? COME OVER, BOYS. BILLY, COME AND JOIN US. HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT WHERE
IS YOU MIGHT PUT SAID TATTOO? MOISTURE I THINK IMPULSE.
RIGHT IN THERE.

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