The Rant Writer 2 with Ty Burrell (Gamechangers Ep 4)

The Rant Writer 2 with Ty Burrell (Gamechangers Ep 4)



I can everybody on paddle Brian well it's been two years since we profile Charlie hoard the sports world rat rider I'll put your mother in a straitjacket you punk-ass white boy come here and tell me that while I fuck you in your ass you punk white boy I'm sorry I'm not doing it justice I'm not a performer well we decided to check back in with ass maestro of meltdowns and as it turns out the white hot lights of celebrity cast a long dark shadow for me I'm a man I'm 40 I'm not I'm not kid something about me how does one of mine funny coach gone he's almost 45 now time flies I guess I'm 45 yep no it doesn't work so after the first piece aired of business boom almost immediately Ben Roethlisberger came to me and asked for an image makeover which was flattering I said Ben two words sex offender he didn't get it at first but I think we all see the results I took some boudoir photos for Brett Favre which I'm particularly proud of I've taken thousands of penis photos but they were all mine I did all the casting for Tigers mistresses that was fun not in a creepy way I was on top of the game I got cocky well everybody is on pins and needles across the country particularly those teams are in the running for LeBron James you ready to go on the bra when LeBron decided on Miami he came to me for a simple press release and I was like King this is your moment let's blow this is open my n-word the decision was all my decision we're talking live TV Jim Gray neckbeard I wanted a spectacle and of course my PSD resistance and this one will take my talents to South Beach when I was nine I walked in on my mom and her boyfriend dawn in a very intimate embrace and as he leaned his head down to perform what I would learn years later to be calling us I heard him say baby I'm about to take my talents to South Beach and he did LeBron did used that line and on my love tomorrow on with his mouth if we're him to go on there and drag us through the mud for seven years and stab us in the heart I hope he never wins anything in Miami he is dead to me a public crucified LeBron I could not have been prouder I went over to his house to celebrate and it turned out he hated it Ron had me blacklisted his people who started a nasty rumor that I slept with his mom disguise just a long time Wes not true but when King decides you're damaged goods peasants listen I have been two and a half years or without steady rent work I lost my house I lost my LD and I won't put it it got so bad that I have I heard myself out I'm just saying I want to raise my kids and live in LA that's where I'm from that's all I know by the time you have kids and they're in school and all that like no one will probably care about you let's be honest what was rock bottom that's pretty easy that's when I pitched myself to Jerry Sandusky and he said that I made him sick that's why I'm Margaret I was raped but I've gone back to my first love the theater after working in locker rooms for so many years it's really nice to be somewhere just a little less homoerotic whoops wrong side hey where do you think you're going practice mother that's right I'm talking about practice it's not a game okay it's not a game it's a game I'm talking about practice are you talking about we're talking about practice and how it's not a game is it a game no it's it's practice Damle should they use that guy Charlie hordes new play the emancipation of Alan opens this Tuesday at the Altoona Playhouse and storage center up next the inspirational story of a high school wrestling star who was born without arms legs or a head

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